What a way to celebrate the beautiful beginning of a long relationship: A cute little drunk couple who has fallen off the wedding cake! They're celebrating the start of a long, drunken, possibly violent and arrest-filled relationship. Mazel tov, you alkies. Can be customized to match your particular coloring. Flushed red nose and missing teeth may be extra. {Source} $130.00, or a case of cheap gin. While you're on the internets, go see CakeWrecks for more laughs. No, this is not an ad. Just a recommendation.

Today, a brief moratorium on fun-making and snark so we can fill your heart with goodness and crafty holiday cheer. First, go look at this about Knitting Behind Bars, a program that teaches male prisoners to knit:

Each week the men eagerly await the women's arrival, then promptly get to work. “It takes you away a little,” Horton says. “You have to watch what you’re doing, otherwise your stitches will become loose or tight or you’ll skip stitches. It almost makes you feel like you don't have to be anything. You’re all sitting there knitting. You can just be yourself.” Horton was released from prison last December and now works in construction. He believes his involvement with KBB helped him get out of jail and onto parole, showing the parole interviewers his small but positive effort to help the outside community. He continues to keep in touch with the women of KBB and is currently knitting a beaded scarf. “They’re not normal people,” Horton says of Zwerling, Rovelstad, and Heirs. “They’re almost like saints.”

The women have an Etsy shop that is currently empty, but I imagine you could contact them through Etsy if you want to make a donation. I'm sure they'd put extra yard you have sitting around to good use.

It's Justin Bieber Friday here at Craftastrophe. Imagine the excitement. This is so hawwwwt - something with Justin's face on it that you can smear on YOUR face. Be still my heart. {Source} Justin Bieber tutu set. Please note: there is no evidence that Justin Bieber ever wore this tutu. {Source} And now for the piéce de resistance, or as my sister would say with no French accent whatsoever "Piece of Resistance." Hold on to your pants, ladies - Justin Bieber SHIRTLESS. {Source} I know, I know - you need to go stand in front of the freezer with the door open. You're not alone - no woman can resist the sexayness of Justin Bieber.

File under: stuff that makes me bang my head on my desk. Note to genius designer - hands were meant to be USED, not to have their fingers yoked together in some kind of modern finger slavery. And then someone ate a bird, guts, feathers and all, and then coughed it up on your hand. "Tribal" my butt. {Source}

The listing says these are "classy." I'm trying to imagine an occasion for which that would be true. Christmas party at the strip club? Clown-school graduation? Porn star family reunion? Give me your best guess in the comments. {Source} 30 classy dollars