Sometimes don't you just want to say: PUT DOWN THE WIRE AND MAKE SOME REAL CRAFTS. Those three were bad, but this one makes me furious:

This is a great necklace. Wire wrapped ball looks like a fabulous ball of yarn. Hanging from an 18 inch Sterling silver chain, it is sure to delight! The perfect gift for the knitter in your life!

It is NOT a fabulous ball of yarn. It is some damned wire rolled in a ball, and no matter how hard you try to make it something else, that is all it will ever be. Gah. You are DISMISSED. {Source} As if.

I'm a bit of a safety nut. I'm always anticipating the worst thing that could happen. Basically, I'm my father's daughter. So when I saw this chunky glass choker: My first thought was "I hope that thing is tempered! What if it broke? What if you tripped? What if someone knocked into you? Oh, the humanity!"

I can personally guarantee you that no one will be wearing anything close to it! Only you!

Ya think? {Source} $750, any glass removal surgery extra

"Oh, you knitted a scarf, did you? Fascinating. Well, look at what I made!" {Source} $5700. Worth it.

I'm not the biggest clean freak in the world. Anyone who has ever seen my fridge knows that. But THIS? VINTAGE feather duster??? Paying someone $30 to drag a bunch of germs of the ages into my house?? Excuse me. I have to go get the hand sanitizer and bleach. {Source}

Sometimes you get a gift from the Universe. Even if you are a horrible person who writes a crafts fail blog (not to be confused with the genius FailBlog). Just go look at this shop. It is chock full of gifts for the person who loves wacky, weird crafts. Behold: Clothes Pin Top $165 Ping Pong Ball Necklace $145 Recycled Balloon Hat $65 Recycled Glove Vest $215 It is almost too much beauty in one spot. My heart is full. I suggest you buy them all and wear them together.