This one is about the model. Could they have found someone who looks less thrilled to be photographed in an fuzzy avocado neck warmer? I can hear the conversation now: "Oh, hey, Carl, so glad you're finally awake. Can you put down your bong and do me a favor?" "What?" "Oh, just wear this scarf for a minute while I take your picture?" "Are you kidding?" "No, I really need to get this done." "You know I look like crap in avocado." "No, you look like crap because you never comb your hair or shave. You look fine in avocado." {Source} $50 or will trade for a good recommendation for a new roommate.

Well, hello there I think this may be a Major Award. {Source} $5500

Way to scare the kids, clowny.

This is super fun and super Lux. Only using High quality yarns from shiny rayons to Wool and Alpacas with Cosy, spongy merino and organic cottons. This is Fun, fun and Fun!!!!

No. No it is not fun, with or without multiple exclamation points. {Source} 500 creepy dollars

At last. A gift that everyone wants. {Source} Priceless.

I'm just saying these people need some kind of help. This could be exactly the thing. Of course, so could powerful anti-psychotic medications. A tarot magic spell to ensure Etsy shop success! (If you have an eBay shop, you're SOL).

- A Video of the spell as it's being performed live by me. I will use tarot cards and a candle along with a ritual written to your specific needs. After I cast your spell I will stay at the altar and meditate on your spell as the candle burns. (Also a .JPG)

{Source} Just $25. Cheaper than Haldol!