Remember those experiments where the psychologist gave rhesus monkeys who were deprived of their mothers a "mother" made of wire, and the poor baby monkeys still clung to the wire mother, looking for comfort? This "nativity" is for that guy. {Source} $10. Get one for all the cold, withholding people in your life!

Somewhere between "Away in a Manger" and "Frosty the Snowman," something fell through the cracks. {Source}

Meerkat Three Kings. Apparently the Meerkat Nativity is a bit of an annual tradition. I love these guys: Is it blasphemous to imagine the 3 magic kings to be exactly like this - adorable, ground-dwelling mammals? {Source} $89

I'm hearing that "Jingle Dogs" music in my head. A whole Dachshund nativity set: {Source} $85. Fleas navidog, everyone.

"I got you an iPod!" Oh, no, it's an eye-pod! Not only a bad pun, but kinda creepy, too, as a bonus. {Source} Only $30, but the disappointment is priceless.