What a way to celebrate the beautiful beginning of a long relationship:

A cute little drunk couple who has fallen off the wedding cake! They’re celebrating the start of a long, drunken, possibly violent and arrest-filled relationship. Mazel tov, you alkies.
Can be customized to match your particular coloring. Flushed red nose and missing teeth may be extra.
{Source} $130.00, or a case of cheap gin.
While you’re on the internets, go see CakeWrecks for more laughs. No, this is not an ad. Just a recommendation.

















