This is described as a statement necklace.
Right. The statement is "Rainbow Brite was flattened by a steamroller and is hung around my neck."
Or maybe "I lost my furry boots at the rave."
Or " Liberace died for your sins."
Or...hit me in the comments.
Yours for only $425. Rave tickets additional.
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Because there is such a vacuum of news about the Kardashians, Craftastrophe is here to help fill the empty gaping Kardashian news hole!
You're welcome!
First up, a button of Naked Kim Kardashian. I added daisies to cover the naughty bits. If you want to see the whole naked thing, click the source link below to see her in all her glory.
Yeah, I know I left half of her buttcrack hanging out. So sue me.
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If Nekkid Kim isn't to your liking, perhaps an original portrait, complete with extremely scary eyelashes and lipstick?
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Let's not give Kim all the glory. Here's a Perler bead portrait of her sis, Khloe Kardashian:
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Then there's my favorite: Cthulhu Kardashian:
Ridiculous! Everyone knows if it were real, it would have to be spelled Kthulhu Kardashian!
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As Curly of the Three Stooges said "I try to think, but nothing happens!" Curly and I could both use one of these awesome brain hats:
Pattern is a free Ravelry download from Alicia Williams. Imagine the looks you'd get knitting this at the PTA meeting.
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