Something to offend everyone - the lady of the house, who doesn't like hunting, and the man of the house, who doesn't want his dead animals crapped up with floral fabric. {Source} $1200 smackeroos Quick, call Chuck Testa!

Not really a Craftastrophe, but I'm laughing my head off at all the opportunities this would give to create mayhem: YOU CAN FIT INSIDE THIS! A person with a wolf costume, a creative imagination and some time on their hands could clear whole neighborhoods. May be classified as a weapon of mass distraction. {Source} $2000 worth every penny

Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for $1300: I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it! Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed. {Source}

Kids, these days, with their "fashions" and "body modification." Why can't they just use too much pink lip gloss and hair spray like we did back in the day? These are for your massive ear holes. Cute! Or not. You decide: {Source} Just $45 - get ready for the holidays!

I'm probably not a good person to ask. I've been a vegetarian since the 1980's. But does anyone really find a watercolor of a turkey carcass appealing? Tell me it doesn't kind of look like a lady...a big headless lady...and the bleeding cranberries add a nice, macabre touch. Just $400, in time for Thanksgiving. {Source}