Taking a pause from my regular duties here at Craftastrophe to SQUEE:

Planning a sunday breakfast or brunch in style? These chickies are guaranteed to put smiles on people's faces. Crocheted from small leftovers of wool and other yarns, they can be classed as "upcycled". They fit perfectly on eggs to keep them cozy or they can just decorate your table. 

Sorry, I just could not resist posting this. I promise I will get back to making fun of things promptly. {Source} In more excellent Craftastrophe news, some of the old posters have agreed to come back and write again for the site. As soon as we get organized (or hopefully before then), you'll be seeing your old friends.

Ok, I'm not a mom, so someone I going to have to 'splain this one to me. I can see that you love pretty much everything your little darlings do. After all, they're YOUR kids. I feel the same way about my dog - "Oh, look, she's SLEEPING! So adorable!" "Look - she has FUR!" (Ok, I'll shut up now. Quit gagging.) So I understand that baby body fluids aren't as gross as they might be if, say, the adult next to you on the bus wet their pants. But this. You buy a doll, an expensive, very realistic baby doll. Is it really necessary that it comes complete with glistening snot? Really? Can anyone help me out here? Yours for only $550.00 - it's on sale. {Source}

Well, this is one way to sadly disappoint everyone who wanders downstairs looking for breakfast:

A little fact about soy candles is that the wax burns cool and is used as a very moisturizing lotion. Just dab a little melted wax on your finger and massage it into dry areas on your hands or feet and no more dry skin! An added bonus is that your mate might just love the smell of bacon and ask why you smell so delicious!

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