I think I am the lone Craftastrophe holdout. Everyone else has abandoned the sinking ship like rats.

Leaving me here with the cats. Scary, terrifying, horrible cats:

I don’t often offer my original paintings here at Etsy, so this is a rarity! Yes, this is the actual ORIGINAL painting itself – not a print or reproduction of any kind.

Why is this happening to me?

{Source} Yours for $7200. Bargain.

Suebob wants Calgon to take her away.

We all know bad children get coal in their stockings at Christmas. What do bad children get at Easter?

Behold Puddle the Funky Gypsy Fiber Art Bunny. Hm. Looks more like Puddle the Mutant Horror Movie Mexican Wrestling Luchadora Bunny to me. In any case, scary as hell.

THAT will teach them to be good, right?

What can you say about Puddle..? She is truly a unique little creation…Puddle simply adores our pet dog Pepper and will follow him around – much to his horror…Pepper reckons she is a really fierce watchdog…not a bunny lover!! Puddle sits and pines away by our window wondering why the other bunnies down come by to visit

{Source} Yours for only $180.

Suebob is baffled.

There are some things that go without saying. There are others that you shouldn’t say because you don’t want to draw attention to them. Observe:

And you want to remind people of these facts why, exactly?

{Source} Necklace

{Source} Handkerchief

Suebob doesn’t like to think about it.

This will be my last contribution to this lovely blog.  And for my final Craftastrophe post, I of course wanted to find something good.  Something indicative of my experience as both a Craftastrophe writer, and reader.  Something that would celebrate the site, and all its disturbing, unnecessary, and ridiculously poorly made crafts.

What could Grandma be holding?

Is it a faceless rabbit?

A tampon wind chime?

Maybe a bloody onesie?

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