I KNOW it has to be hard to carve a stone ball. It must have taken you a long, long time to carve a stone ball.

It started as an ordinary rock. Thousands of thunks later, it takes shape as a glorious globe. One wrong thunk of the stone mason’s hammer and it becomes a dud, broken in half. Inspired by the mysterious stone spheres of Costa Rica, Las Bolas. Energy, exercise, meditation, contemplation, striation appreciation… what will you use your stone ball for?

Thank you for having the looney idea to turn a stone into a sphere and taking the time to do it. I, however, feel no compulsion to spend $425 on it. Thank you, and goodnight.

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Suebob is tired of balls and the people who have them.

Just what you’ve always wanted–the inconvenience of not one but MANY hairs in your coffee for just $50!  I’m amazed more espressos don’t come with toupes.

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Renee feels like a hair cut.

Here in the south, we have two definitions for being sans clothing. One of which is of course naked, which means that you have no clothes on. The other is nekkid, which means you have no clothes on and you are up to something.

Obviously, she is nekkid……

I’ve been naked and nekkid on many an occasion, and on neither have I found myself riding an elephant. Nor a tree limb. Some of the men I’ve been nekkid with would probably disagree with those statements. Bygones.

All I know is, she is clearly up to something, and girlfriend is looking fierce. She should be ….. for only $5,000 she can be yours. Along with the elephant.

You gotta find your own tree limb though.

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Kim prefers to be nekkid.

and now we know what the tooth fairy does with all of those teeth.  Also, ew.

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Unfortunate egg placement FTW.

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Renee also makes things.