I started taking anti-malarial drugs and I was somewhat worried about the side effects. They warn against blurred vision, liver damage and hallucinations.

Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing?

Because if I start seeing things like this all the time, I think I’ll take my chances with the mosquitoes.

Yours for only the price of a used car.

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Suebob often worries about her mental stability.

Nothing like a nice hot shower, feeling that water running over you and then reaching for the soap and …. WTH ?

Cleaner than a baby’s butt!

I’m totally sure the lovely vanilla scent and goats milk ingredients will keep your mind off the horror of a BABY HEAD IN YOUR HAND !

I’d keep this thing away from your smushy bits though. Looks like the little tyke is cutting a tooth.

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Kim prefers Irish Spring.

I could have sworn I left it right here on the counter. Where did it go?

Oh, there it is. Now if I could just find my croutons….

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This is inspired by Dexter and by the idea that murderous newborns are funny.

Um, clearly you have missed the point of Dexter, and do not understand the word “funny.”

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Renee is speechless.

I am completely enamoured.

I’ve stumbled upon the Holy Land of Awesome, you guys.

I just can’t stop giggling. Her grin is infectious.

I’ve never seen someone so elated to have what appears to be fluorescent green underwear on their head.

I bet if my granny panties and a durag made babies they would resemble this.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an entire Etsy store to buy out.

And if you think I’m going to let someone get their hands on these before me, you’re crazier than a bag of cats!

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Seriously, I need $474.82. If not for me, do it for the love of green underpants.

*Yes, I realize the hat underpants are 14.99, but I WANT THE ENTIRE STORE.