Okay, look. I am as pro-baby rock on with your bad self awesome women who shoot fruit from their nether bits as the next girl. But, dudes. I have my limits.

I HAVE MY LIMITS. These dolls, well these dolls are my limit.

Starts all cute, right? Awwwww, preggo doll getting ready to burst forth a life. Then, well, then there was placenta. See, what happened there was when the placenta, even though it’s just red felt, showed up I heard a loud buzzing and felt a pop. Then I went blind and lost all control of my bladder. So, I am pretty sure that I have suffered a major doll-placenta related stroke.

I went blind before I could even see the snap nipples or to fully comprehend the $130 price tag. Then something started leaking out of my ear at the thought of stuffing that little baby doll back up into the mama doll to relive the birthing experience.

Goodbye, cruel world!

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10 Responses to “Anatomy of my brain being severed right off the stem”

1. Sybil Law (3 comments.) Says:
   December 14th, 2010 at 10:06 pm

   Wow.
   Sometimes, hippies really take it too far.
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2. Rachel (4 comments.) Says:
   December 14th, 2010 at 10:22 pm

   I’m going to have nightmares tonight and I will never bear children.

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4. Marilyn @ A Lot of Loves (1 comments.) Says:
   December 15th, 2010 at 2:41 am

   OMG! I almost with I had $130 to burn on these dolls. They’d be a huge hit over Christmas dinner. I can just hear the awkward silence as my daughter tries to restuff the baby up the mama doll’s hoohoo.
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5. Suebob (91 comments.) Says:
   December 16th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

   Well, you could save them until your kids ask you the inevitable question: Where do babies come from? These would certainly answer that.
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6. K Says:
   December 17th, 2010 at 3:33 pm

   What the heck happened to just teaching them the birds & the bees. Do we really needed stuffed dolls to teach them this?? If I had already eaten lunch…I would have thrown up lookingat those pictures:):):)

7. Catherine Says:
   December 18th, 2010 at 12:39 am

   Um, $130!?!?! I could make if for $15! It looks to be made of regular cotton knit and some yarn and some felt and a bit of fraying home decor braid. How exactly did the creator arrive at $130? Wardolf dolls cost only $50 give or take… Marilyn, you want one? I’ll make you one!

8. Gail (7 comments.) Says:
   December 19th, 2010 at 9:03 am

   Who would actually want to own this?
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9. Sharron Clemons (1 comments.) Says:
   December 21st, 2010 at 3:31 pm

   OMG! I almost with I had $130 to burn on these dolls. They’d be a huge hit over Christmas dinner. I can just hear the awkward silence as my daughter tries to restuff the baby up the mama doll’s hoohoo.

10. Joanna Wall (1 comments.) Says:
    December 23rd, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    Um, $130!?!?! I could make if for $15! It looks to be made of regular cotton knit and some yarn and some felt and a bit of fraying home decor braid. How exactly did the creator arrive at $130? Wardolf dolls cost only $50 give or take… Marilyn, you want one? I’ll make you one!