I present to you quite possibly the ugliest craft item I have ever seen. Unless you ask the creator, who says this about their monstrosity……. ( I left the typos – FREEBIE )
THIS UNIQUE CREATION IS BOTH FACINATING AND FUNCTIONAL.
A MULTITUDE OF FABULUS USES:
GARDEN BASKET, SEWING OR KNITTING BASKET, SHOPPING HAND BAG, PUT SOAPS & WASHCLOTHS IN IT FOR A GUEST ROOM. A DINING CENTERPIECE WITH DRIED OR FRESH FLOWERS.
FEATURES A TAXIDERMY CREATION OF ARMADILLO SHELL FORMED INTO A BASKET. HIS TAIL FORMS THE HANDLE.
GORGEOUS FINISH ACCENTING THE DETAIL OF THE BEAUTIFUL CREATURE.
Next time I run over one of these, I’m just gonna scoop the guts out like you would a cantaloupe and sling it over my arm.
Then I’m going to go check myself into the nearest mental hospital. And wash.
Just what everyone needs. A horse head. A really, really BIG horse head.
As so often happened when I was looking at photos to contribute to the hilariously obscene website Desperately Seeking Something (NSFW!), I became focused on the background more than the star of the show.
WHAT is going on in this house, people? Is it a hoarder house or a crazy artist house or just a terminal case of terrible bachelor housekeeping?? Inquiring minds want to know.
(No description of the artwork is given, but it is $1450 and I think it has something to do with Mardi Gras).
I have never, ever, EVER understood the appeal of Hello Kitty.
Ever.
I mean, look at her. Even as a little girl, I didn’t get it when the preppy girls in my class would ohh and ahh over Hello Kitty erasers and pencils and pencil cases and whatever else they could get their mitts on that had that boring white cat on it.
I liked Garfield. Garfield was sarcastic.
I liked Tom, of Tom and Jerry. He had drive, spunk and a mean streak.
Hello Kitty just sits there.
You know what else I don’t get? Fetuses. I didn’t ohh and ahh over any of my pre-half-time ultrasounds. After 20 weeks I noticed my oldest was sucking his thumb and had feet. I was cool with that.
