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This dog will set you on fire with his mind

Dear Human,

ohjesuswhy This dog will set you on fire with his mind

I have a fur coat. I wear it with some frequency. In the summer, when you are in your wee bitty little bikini, floating around cooly in the pool. I am stuck in this rank ass fur, sweating up a storm. But, in the fall and winter? It is delightful to be a dog. I have nature’s most perfect insulation.

So listen to me. LOOK AT ME. No, look at me. This crap? Has got to stop. I do not need a raincoat, a scarf, a jaunty little cap, or one of those stupid little hats with an umbrella attached. I sure as hell don’t need whatever this thing is and I think I may be having some allergy related reaction. Because, that’s right, I am ALLERGIC TO SHAME.

I’m warm enough. I am cute enough. Please stop making me wear the leftovers from your yarn stash.

Love,

Buster

P.S. That little treat in your underwear drawer? Expect that every day until the torture ceases.

Source

flutter has never made her dog wear anything made of fun-fur yarn. She promises.

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Posted by flutter on November 3, 2010 @ 1:30 am  

5 Responses to “This dog will set you on fire with his mind”

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  2. Sarah (1 comments.) Says:

    That poor puppy! He looks like he is going to cry.
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  3. vanilla north (3 comments.) Says:

    “i” was going to cry!!!
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  4. Suebob (91 comments.) Says:

    That, my friends, is some funny writing. Especially the title. LOVE.
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  5. Fragrant Liar (6 comments.) Says:

    Yeah, that little guy seems to be saying, “Really? REALLY?”
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