Or effigy. This could be an homage or an effigy or a voodoo doll, really.

Obviously, she had to have exploding tits.

Well, that’s true.

That is my hair there – I cut it off in a hungover state about a year ago and kept it all this time, waiting for it to become useful. And now it has! I covered it in glue and wrapped it around thick needles to get the curls, then I couched it down.

I’m going to go with effigy, then. Thanks to reader Anjanette for sending this our way!

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, and is really okay with the exploding tits.

You know, I think this one pretty much speaks for itself.  Technically I suppose it IS hunting season.  But really?  There’s nothing that makes this ok.  Nothing.

Of course it’s mounted on knotty pine.  *Sigh*

Now I can’t stop picturing it singing “Take Me To The River” like one of those creepy bass fish gag gifts.  Crap.  I’m never going to sleep again, am I?

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Elly Lou celebrates free range, hormone free, sustainably farmed vaginas.

I don’t know what it is about Thanksgiving in particular that makes crafters lose their minds.  Maybe it’s the general weakness of the turkey as craft imagery.  Maybe it’s a result of Halloween over-crafting.  Maybe it’s just too much food.

Whatever it is, I hope for the sake of small children everywhere that the holiday is over quickly, and with less pain than this kid on the right is feeling.  I’m with you, Dakota.  What the f*#% is your mom thinking?

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My friend The Darb spent some time on Etsy this week querying ladies’ watches and sent me this very-unliteral gem… I guess it’s not literal in that it’s not a gem, but super literal in that it’s a watch face.

A face adorned, perhaps randomly, with watch gears. That I can wear around my neck. This looks like a cast-off from Blade Runner’s costume department.

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, and doesn’t find much use in watches, anyway.

I’ve always thought of my oven as the Death Star, so imagine my excitement when I found this beauty!

What better way to keep Chewbacca close to your heart, than to literally have his likeness over your heart?!  The artists takes vintage bed sheets and upcycles them into flirty housewares like pillows, pot holders, and tote bags.

How exactly does a houseware flirt anyway?

Sure, with this particular beauty Darth Vader is a little close to your *ahem* Dagobah System, but maybe you like to live on the Dark Side.  I’m not judging….much.  Besides, it’s probably better to have Darth there than a gaggle of those Ewoks.

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Elly Lou wonders if it’s safe to mix the Force with alcohol.