Yanno, I’m a big gal. I like to eat. And I have a hard enough time staying out of Ye Ol’ Waffle House on my own, much less having my accessories remind me of BACON ! And eggs.
Wonder if she has a knitted milk cap to help me wash it down?
Kim just licked the screen.
Carving pumpkins, making costumes, decorating – Halloween is so overwhelming sometimes. I need to take a rest!
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Suebob tires easily, especially when she is among the undead.
Why is it that anything pink in a shiny finish always looks dirty somehow?
Then again, maybe it’s some weird sort of maritime creature. Or could it be a fetus from some strange polka-dotted animal? How awesome would a pink cheetah be? Why don’t all those creepy lab people doing animal mash-ups stop sticking ears on the back of rats and make us some rainbow colored wild kitties?
Oh hey wait…it’s entitled “Pink Snots.” Ew.
I’d still really like my own pink cheetah, for the record.
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Elly Lou found something awful similar in her husband’s tissue just this morning, but somehow managed to resist the urge to make it into a brooch.
It’s never too early to start holiday shopping. Just ask Wal-Marts. (yes, that’s how Alabama fans say it. I guess. I went to Auburn. We shop at Tar-Jay.)
Anyway, yay ! Merry Christmas !! Happy Holidays !!
Here’s a rock.
A rock that apparently looks like Jesus.
If you don’t like it, you’re going to hell.
But if you laugh at this description, I’ll save you a seat at the bar. And the first round’s on me ……
** WARNING – He or She is a chatty son of a gun. But well worth the read. They might be hiiiigghhh. If so, they are selling the wrong thing. **
*****NASA PLEASE BE INFORMED***** –
“THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS” AND IT’S A U.F.O.!!! 
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SANTA CLAUS IS WILLING TO HELP WHEN EARTH PASSES THROUGH THAT PHOTON BELT IN 2012!!! ;o)
HOW DO YOU FIGURE OUT WHERE LIGHTNING HITS THE GROUND AND THEN FIND IT???
A Fulgurite is formed when the conditions are right and lightning hits the ground fusing the sand, creating silicon glass tubes and splashes.
This Fulgurite has 3 holes going all the way through that totally resemble eyes and a mouth where the light shines through and it is rumored to look like Jesus’s face. He also has a beard.
There is a blow hole in the center of his forehead created by the lightning that does not go all the way through.
What really amazes me about the eyes too is the shape of the holes are just like the shape of eyes and are illuminated by the light shining through them along with the mouth.
“Mysterious Jesus Face / Cool Black Jesus Face” rare Lightning Fulgurite is hand mounted in a 1 1/4″ X 1 1/4″ inch mineral specimen box for his rare aesthetics beauty.
I MADE HIM A NEW HAND STITCHED “CHRISTMAS SANTA STOCKING CAP” WITH RED FLEECE AND JOHNSON COTTON ROUNDS FOR THE BALL ON THE END OF HIS CAP.
JESUS FACE IS ALSO READY FOR A HOT NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN WITH HIS “BROWN PIMP’IN HAT” I HAND STITCHED OUT OF BROWN FELT!!! )
I ALSO MADE HIM A STEAMPUNK “LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE PHOTON HAT” WITH WHITE FELT, SUSHI GRASS, 1/2 SPARKLY MOON AND 1 BAD LED LIGHT FROM AN ELECTRONICS JOB.
***ON SUNDAYS JESUS FACE IS USUALLY WEARING HIS “CRYSTAL CROSS POPE STYLE HAT” I MADE HIM WITH WHITE FELT AND A BEAUTIFUL RARE TIBET PHANTOM SMOKY QUARTZ CRYSTAL CROSS CLUSTER ADORNING THE FRONT OF HIS HAT.
***I ALSO MADE JESUS FACE A TESLA LIGHTNING FUSION HEADBAND FROM AN ELECTRONICS PART THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN A SECURITY SYSTEM IN AN UNDERGROUND ***EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIEN BASE IN COLORADO. HIS TESLA HAT REALLY BOOSTS HIS THIRD EYE MIND MELD ENERGY WHERE THE TESLA COIL IS CONNECTED TO HIS BLOW HOLE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD. TODAY I WILL ALSO RE-ENERGIZE HIS HAT AND JESUS FACE WITH MY ENERGIZING BALANCING STONES FROM KANSAS FOR WORLD PEACE AND LAUGHTER THROUGH OUT THE LAND ON CHRISTMAS.
ACTUALLY ONCE YOU LOOK AT THIS PICTURE YOU ARE BROUGHT INTO THE WHITE LIGHT OF JESUS!!!
IF YOU DO NOT THINK THIS LIGHTNING FULGURITE LOOKS LIKE JESUS’S FACE PLEASE CONTACT ME AND LET ME KNOW WHO YOU DO THINK HE LOOKS LIKE? IT SEEMS LIKE SOME PEOPLE CAN SEE THE FACE BUT SOME PEOPLE CAN’T OR MAYBE JUST DON’T WANT TO.
Please click on pictures and use zoom tool in lower right hand corner to zoom in on pictures.
This “Mysterious Jesus Face / Cool Black Jesus Face” rare Lightning Fulgurite is even amazing to stare at the pictures. If you stare at his picture you might go into some kind of a trance. )
I am also charging slightly more for this Fulgurite because I will probably never be able to find another one with a JESUS face like this one has. When I first saw this fulgurite I said right away this is somebody’s face!!! Then the more I looked at it after I got home I knew it was Jesus’s face and the light came shining through.. So if I don’t sell Mysterious Pimp’n JESUS Face I will keep him!!!!
So get out of the way cornflake with Jesus and grilled cheese sandwitch with the Virgin Mary that sold on Ebay & Craigslist!!!
If you do not like my price I am asking please make me an offer and I might change it for you.
None of the Fulgurites I am selling are tampered with in any way. This is totally Mother Nature.
JESUS Face was found in Weld County Colorado U.S.A. by my geologist friends (Graduate geologists from the University of Boulder CO).
This fulgurite is darker then most fulgurites due to the high manganese content also giving it slight paramagnetic properties.
Fulgurites can be used in prayer and meditation.
They help intensify concentration and clairaudient experiences.
They also have a strong, high-frequency vibration, and they seem to hold a clear resonance with the powerful electrical force that created them. Holding a Fulgurite, one may sense a vortex of energy whizzing through the chakras and all levels of the Light body, purifying and cleansing the entire system.
Fulgurites will enhance communication on the physical plane and strengthens the connection with other worlds and beings in those worlds. They have been used to communicate with aliens and entities, or ascended beings in the spirit world.
***Fulgurites can also be used to grid an area to help enhance space ship landings!!! )
***It has recently been determined that all my LIGHTNING FULGURITES I’m selling are –
PRE-HISTORIC / FOSSILIZED FULGURITES. Research from 2 Universities are still trying to determine how old they are.*** )
The shipping rate for this specimen will include insurance.
Please don’t forget to check out my other rare listed items and see top of my front page on how to get to my other Etsy shop to see more rare crystals, supplies etc. )
***Note: This item was listed to make you laugh! So if you laugh hard enough – maybe you should buy! “THE BIGGEST WEAPON ON THE PLANET IS TO MAKE THEM LAUGH SO HARD THEY ALL DROP THEIR WEAPONS”!!!!! ;o)
Enjoy!
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Kim inhales.
They say there’s no such thing as bad publicity. But I think there IS such a thing as bad advertising, and this applies. Unless, of course, you are promoting yourself in connection with your ads in the “Adult Services” section of Craigslist.
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas??? Well that’s what uptight auntie Myrtle will assume. She’s been pulling the wool over everyone’s eyes for years with her hidden cocaine problem so why not proclaim your sexual freedom in plain view?
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Suebob is not a garden implement.
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