Happy Labor Day!  Doubtlessly you’re already chilling the beer and forming the patties for this afternoon’s barbecue.  In fact, I bet you’re already exhausted.  Well never fear!  I’ve found the solution.  Sit right down on your Footstool and take a load off.

For little more than a c-note, you can plop your tired booty atop a pair of legs amputated just just below the knee.  And the shoes?  Those are honest to genuine Lugz.  Apparently I’m not hip enough to know what that means.  No, I must bow to the hipness of a person that chooses to embroider a pair of hamburgers on denim pants.

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Elly Lou plans on celebrating the holiday by trolling Times Square for sailors.

3 Responses to “For Your Holiday Barbecue”

1. Lazy Labor Day | BugginWord Says:
   September 6th, 2010 at 12:50 pm

   [...] my dear Interwebz, go forth and barbecue…after you check out the sad Labor Day craft monstrosity I found for today’s Craftastrophe, of [...]

2. subwow (6 comments.) Says:
   September 7th, 2010 at 10:58 am

   OMG OMG. A serial killer is on the prowl! For realz, according to the Rachel Maddow show!

3. dufmanno (32 comments.) Says:
   September 7th, 2010 at 12:15 pm

   This actually gave me a warm memory because those look just like my snowboots from 1991.
   I fail to see how a stool so low to the ground could be helpful to someone who keeps having to grunt and tug to get themselves into a standing position every time a burger has to be flipped.
   Now I’m thinking this comes with a companion chair?
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