Know what never goes wrong in the art world?  Animal heads on human bodies.  It just never fails, whether it’s kitten heads on amputees or deer heads on young women, animal heads on a human form is always unique, exciting, and exceptionally well executed.

Just look at Gladys the Owl Woman up there and you’ll see what I mean.  At just 16 inches long, Gladys is a demure reminder of everything that’s great in the art world.  Not.

Hey, everyone, how about this?

1.  Stop being creepy.

2.  Owls are over.

3.  I know you spent 30 hours on it, but it’s still not worth $600.

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Renee doesn’t hate you, she just hates your art.

Many people turn to religion to find a warm, safe haven.  It doesn’t get much warmer than this, folks.

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Because everyone should have affordable access to fine art, the artist has issued affordable 8×10 prints for the low, low price of $20.  I’m thinking about buying one to replace some of the artwork at the apartment I’m house sitting.

Because I just couldn’t choose between all the horrible potential names for this Craftastrophe, I’ve included them all.  Feel free to vote for your favorite in the comments.  While you’re at it, you should probably pray for my heathen soul.

• Jesus Wuz Here
• God’s Playground
• Not Just Any Port in the Storm
• A Painting of Clitical Proportions
• Parting of the Red Sea
• Peek-a-boo
• Yay Though I Walk Through the Valley of Ew
• I Can Haz Labia

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Elly Lou hopes they have a wet bar in Hell.

I’ve never been really crafty and all but I think if I was, I’d tend to stay away from anything involving nether regions and/or bodily fluids. Today’s uhm, artist has managed to combine both.

And added a freaking clown.

“M is for menstrual kids!”

And look, they are even seasonal. Too bad they don’t have witches and zombies to match my mood during that blessed time.

All fabrics washed and dried before sewn, these are “ready to wear”! Oh hell no – I think not. I’ll stick a cork up my hoochie first.

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Kim eagerly awaits menopause.

You have to wonder what your life is coming to when you have a reason to enter the word “turd” into an Etsy search engine.

You also have to wonder what it means when a) you get results, plural and b) one of those results is Twilight inspired turd key chains.

My favorite part of this listing, though, is definitely the creator’s description, which is almost enough to make me forgive their bad taste:

You will notice that Ed-turd is a little paler and he sparkles!

Yes.  Yes he does.

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Renee usually likes things that sparkle.

Power, Control, Dominance… Vulnerablity, Trust, Abandon…Woman, Mother, Crone – Beautiful by ChubbyArt

3D Nude Sculpture of a Pregnant Woman Making Love(or having sex, to be more bold).

So society doesn’t see pregnant women and mothers as sexual beings. Fair point. Still unclear as to who will buy a $1,395.00 sculpture of an armless preggo crushing a very teeny man.

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Cat Rocketship an artist who curates the indie craft event Market Day.