“Here is Paula the prozac poster girl. Paula measures a little over 12″ tall. I made her to hang up in the window or anywhere. I think we can all relate to how she feels. She will bring a smile to anyone who sees her. What a fun doll to have……….makes a fine gift too.”

If someone gave me this creepy ass thing as a gift, they wouldn’t need Prozac, they’d need a pain pill.

Note the prison stripes on the doll next to Paula? That’s Paul. From The Pen. Usually located right next to mental wards. Coincidence? Jes’ sayin’.

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Kim prefers gin & tonics.

That’s a pretty good likeness of Caroline Rhea.

Oh, wait–what?

Miley Cyrus?

You are fucking kidding.

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Renee likes her jeans blue.

This is a photo of a necklace depicting oral sex. However, the seller has a different understanding of the word “dingleberry” than I do:

The outstretched tip of the tongue touches the tip of the dingleberries giving a taste of things to come. Hidden in plain sight this 14k yellow gold pendant depicts the profile of a human face licking the profile of the male dingleberry. Seen as a freeform pendant by many, watch as they discover the real thing shown with optional cubic zirconia for additional price.

Click on through the photo for an uncensored version. It’s still a little abstract, but none of your bosses need to “discover the real thing” accidentally, now do they?

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Cat Rocketship is a connoisseur of juvenile words. She’d also love to get your vote on her SXSW panel on art, artists, and the web.

So the other day, Kim shared a craft of a strainer made to look like a boob.  It was kinda clever, albeit odd.

When my friend Maria posted this on her Facebook tonight, I had to share with all of you:

What breast feeding mother hasn’t had some jackass stare at her while she tries to feed her baby in peace without judgmental looks, or worse, Gawkers. (No, not those Gawkers – I’m pretty certain they support breastfeeding.)

Enter: the Boobie Beanie.  I even love the name. (read more)

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You’re in need of a new commode. You love dogs. You love cowboys. This is the $1,160 toilet for you.

But wait! It also comes with a cowboy dog sink!

I was perplexed enough wondering who would want a toilet painted with lap dogs, even more perplexed when I found that they had cowboy hats. The only way that this st could be weirder is if the sink’s drain was arranged a bit differently. Maybe more like this.

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Cat Rocketship is a technophile artist and she’d love your vote on her SXSW proposal: “How Can Artists Turn Web Hits into Dollars?” (Thanks!)