Custom, acrylic painting done on canvas board from an ultrasound photo. Since it is from an ultrasound photo, it will be somewhat abstract and surreal in appearance, but will still capture the joy of expecting a baby. Just e-mail me a photo and tell me which color you would like. The one shown here, is in monochromatic green with metallic yellow to add warmth and depth. If you have several favorite photos, send them all, and I’ll pick one. The painting can usually be done within a weekend’s time and I can ship it when it dries.

The joy of expecting a baby?

Warmth and depth?

How does this creepy goblin exhibit any of those things?!

I can only imagine the sheer terror on my mother’s face if one day fatty pregnant me rolled up with this horror in tow. It would be second only to her look of disappointment upon learning that not only did I order this monstrosity, I paid $85 for it.

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Renee hopes never to have anything like that growing inside of her.

11 Responses to “Creepiest Baby Shower Gift Ever!”

1. flutter (62 comments.) Says:
   August 31st, 2010 at 1:05 pm

   I *may* have just shit myself. Just thought you’d like to know

2. Rachel (4 comments.) Says:
   August 31st, 2010 at 1:50 pm

   I sent my sister-in-law a pre-emptive strike message telling her NOT to expect this at her upcoming baby shower. Even though I am just certain she’d love it. (NOT.)
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3. Elly Lou (BugginWord) (49 comments.) Says:
   August 31st, 2010 at 3:28 pm

   Nothing says celebrate like looking at a painting of the alien life form that is about to chew it’s way out of your womb before eating your still beating heart. Mazel tov!
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4. Hamlet's Mistress (1 comments.) Says:
   August 31st, 2010 at 4:08 pm

   Oh my God that person gave birth to The Grinch!

   HM
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5. Vanilla North (3 comments.) Says:
   September 1st, 2010 at 11:45 am

   “monochromatic green with metallic yellow to add warmth and depth”

   WTF?!

   I wonder what kind of liquor this person pours in his/her morning coffee…
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   September 1st, 2010 at 2:46 pm

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7. Charles (1 comments.) Says:
   September 2nd, 2010 at 7:12 am

   Gads! Jabba the Hutt in utero?

8. Amber (8 comments.) Says:
   September 2nd, 2010 at 12:45 pm

   People actually pay $85 for that monster?!
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10. Suebob (91 comments.) Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    The good news is that you’re pregnant. The bad news is that you must have screwed someone from “Where the Wild Things Are” to get that way.
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11. Fanboy Wife (123 comments.) Says:
    September 5th, 2010 at 11:28 am

    Creepy!
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