Custom, acrylic painting done on canvas board from an ultrasound photo. Since it is from an ultrasound photo, it will be somewhat abstract and surreal in appearance, but will still capture the joy of expecting a baby. Just e-mail me a photo and tell me which color you would like. The one shown here, is in monochromatic green with metallic yellow to add warmth and depth. If you have several favorite photos, send them all, and I’ll pick one. The painting can usually be done within a weekend’s time and I can ship it when it dries.

The joy of expecting a baby?

Warmth and depth?

How does this creepy goblin exhibit any of those things?!

I can only imagine the sheer terror on my mother’s face if one day fatty pregnant me rolled up with this horror in tow. It would be second only to her look of disappointment upon learning that not only did I order this monstrosity, I paid $85 for it.

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Renee hopes never to have anything like that growing inside of her.

Good for cookies and MILK! Get it?

No? Okay, that was a pretty bad joke. At this point I’m less concerned with these boobies, more concerned with my Craftastic boob fixation.

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, and curates less-boobful pieces for indie craft show Market Day.

Wassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?

I think I just found inspiration for the next MamaPop party cake.  That lizard is as dope as a unicorn, easily.  Plus have you ever seen a unicorn with a castle on it’s butt?

No, no you have not.

From the listing:

11″ high X 18″ long X 21″. Antique taxidermy Iguana. Ivan was a gift from a wonderful customer. He is 75+ years old and looked older. He was very patient while I made repairs and added a castle to his back. This old boy is ready for his new life.

I hope I’m rockin’ as hard as this guy when I’m 75+!  (and that the MamaPop party tradition will live on till then)

Thanks Adrienne!

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Not to get all unicorns and rainbows for those that came here today for a big ol’ dose of snark, but is this just about the coolest thing you’ve ever seen or what?!?

Maybe I’m just a sucker for all things PacMan (and I am), but try and tell me this slightly pixelated jewel doesn’t make you smile.  I hate cooking, but I might consider have Mr. and Mrs. Pitfall Harry over for a home cooked meal if the prep involved hacking at Blinky’s bulging eyes with my meat cleaver.  (Note to self: buy a meat cleaver.)

I might just order one of these myself.  Just as soon as I throw my Hypercolor t-shirt into the wash.

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In reality, Elly Lou’s parole agreement prevents her from buying any sort of cutlery.  Damnit.

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