Things That Aren’t Supposed to be Scary, Somehow Made Scary

Flowers. Posies. Blossoms. What could be happier?

Aaaaaaaugh!!!! It’s looking at me! And it looks like it wants to EAT me with its large, frothy floral mouth.

My friend Cheryl lived in a haunted house. Not a mildly haunted house – a really scary, things flying though the air, footsteps in the hall kind of haunted house. Her son told her, terrified, “There are eyes in the walls and they are watching me.”

I can imagine them looking like this.

I can also imagine the eyes serving as the world’s worst pasties, but you know how my mind works.

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Suebob doesn’t sleep well.