It’s not so much the beading – I mean OBVIOUSLY everyone wants a little elephant and Christmas holly decorating their vaginal region – it is the up-cycling.

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I know up-cycling is all the rage.
Even when it was called ‘re-cycling’ or ‘making shit outta shit cause you don’t have no money for shit’
But some things, no matter what, really shouldn’t be up-cycled.
And bedazzled on the kitchen table where Nanna drinks her tea.

Kelley – who didn’t actually SAY panties, the crafter did.  And wouldn’t dare so the other unofficial most hated internet word – ‘moist’ – cause that would just be cruel.

8 Responses to “Girl, that is gunna chafe.”

1. Tweets that mention New Craftastrophe! Girl, that is gunna chafe.: It’s not so much the beading – I mean OBVIOUSLY everyone wa... -- Topsy.com Says:
   July 19th, 2010 at 1:19 pm

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2. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   July 19th, 2010 at 1:30 pm

   oh my goodness. i can’t unsee that shit!

3. bluepaintred (25 comments.) Says:
   July 19th, 2010 at 1:46 pm

   it there motherfucking HAND peeking out the side of that THING?
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4. Elly Lou (BugginWord) (49 comments.) Says:
   July 19th, 2010 at 6:32 pm

   Some areas of the bod should never ever be exfoliated. Ouch.
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5. Ruby Star (2 comments.) Says:
   July 19th, 2010 at 9:39 pm

   pmsl wtf is going on with that? Is it not an unwritten rule that ungergarments are not to be upcycled? well unless ofcourse there were to be framed and kept as a souvenier, then that’s okay right?

6. On the coldest day in YEARS they turn off my gas. Motherfuckers. Says:
   July 20th, 2010 at 2:22 am

   [...] So while I try to chip the ice off my arse and pile on the blankets until MPS gets home because I cannot reach the damn pilot light head on over to Craftastrophe and warm the cockles of your heart and chafe your arse on my latest fi… [...]

7. ExMi (2 comments.) Says:
   July 20th, 2010 at 6:32 am

   UPCYCLED PANTIES?

   Oh.my.sack.

   Too much wrong. Too bloody much.
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8. Marita (2 comments.) Says:
   July 20th, 2010 at 7:07 am

   Ouch. Just Ouch.