Like all good citizens of internet land I love me some bacon, zombies, ninja, people balancing weird shit on various livestock and domesticated animals, cupcakes and unicorns.
But one special lady has managed to not only combine unicorns with cupcakes but simultaneously evoke Rule 34 of the Internet – if it exists there is porn of it.
Well sorta.
If you are into that kind of thing.
Cause apparently she believes you might be.
Oh. Em. Gee. I present you:
Unicorn Pasties IN YOUR SIZE
I actually have NO IDEA where the unicorns fit into this. As I see no evidence of a horn nor does this make me happy.
Not in the slightest.
I think she may have found the horn…
CANNOT UNSEE!
Kelley – who spent some time wandering around in this chicks Etsy shop and now has a counsellor on speed dial. And really itchy nipples.
July 26th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Its like a demented Tooth Fairy gone awry.
July 26th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Why are the pictures taken in a nursery? WHY???
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July 26th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
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July 26th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
If photos are NSFW any chance of putting them behind a cut? I get this as RSS and it’s a bit disconcerting to have boobs come up as I scroll @ work. Thanks!
July 26th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
I zoomed in as much as I could on her pasties to find the Unicorn and now I am blind.
Thanks Craftastrophe. Just Thanks.
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July 27th, 2010 at 2:50 am
/twitch
I am a crafter, but also (alas) male.
The view draws the eyes, but the pasties from hell serve like a tin foil hat repelling alien frequencies.
July 27th, 2010 at 3:06 am
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July 27th, 2010 at 3:11 am
Thou art a cruel cow, Kel
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July 27th, 2010 at 3:12 am
OMG!
I’m blind.
BLIND I tell you!!!
Oh.
Wait.
No, that was the Optical Nerve Atrophy.
Sorry, my bad
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July 27th, 2010 at 3:46 am
But .. why is she wearing rubber gloves?!
July 27th, 2010 at 3:48 am
Awesome.
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July 27th, 2010 at 5:05 am
Can somebody please rinse my eyes with acid?
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July 27th, 2010 at 8:44 am
Oooh, sex-aaay! Liitle bows, very nice touch.
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July 27th, 2010 at 8:52 am
LOVE IT!!
July 27th, 2010 at 10:28 am
OMFG–that is horrifically horrible! I gotta go throw up now…
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July 27th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
While it’s mean–I think–to make fun of someone’s body type, this chick is very much putting it out there and does seem a little delusionally narcissistic after looking at her blog and facebook fan page. Oh goodness, there is more where that came from if you’re a glutton for punishment!
Stephanie Fantastic (2 comments.) Reply:
July 28th, 2010 at 4:40 am
If you’re going to do something that gets reactions like this, you might as well go balls the wall about it, right? No sense in apologizing for being fat.
Kelley (1 comments.) Reply:
July 28th, 2010 at 4:53 am
I don’t believe there was any mention of you being ‘fat’ at all. I know I didn’t.
More comment on your facial expressions, choice of outfit – if it can even be called that – and the fact that there seems to be no actual UNICORNS featured in the item.
Enjoy the traffic
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Stephanie Fantastic (2 comments.) Reply:
July 28th, 2010 at 5:02 am
I am enjoying the traffic immensely!
D
July 27th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Oh man. I get one hardon a week and now it’s gone.
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Joyce (2 comments.) Reply:
July 27th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
bwahahahahahaha too funny!
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July 27th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Wowzer! I feel violated in the eyes.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:54 am
This woman isn’t fat. Honestly.
And anyway, the challenging oddness of this piece doesn’t seem to me to be dependent on her weight. 21st century remember.
July 28th, 2010 at 4:55 am
I showed it to my husband. Now I shall get the bed all to myself tonight whilst he cowers under the kitchen table, sucking his thumb and crying.
WIN!
July 28th, 2010 at 4:59 am
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July 28th, 2010 at 11:16 am
I am very, very disturbed.
Doesn’t she know you can’t wear pink and white satin with black lipstick?
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July 28th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
What does it mean ‘in your size’? That doesn’t look like her size at all.
July 28th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Too bad the cheeseburger pasties aren’t up, those are the bees knees. Crochet on, girlfrieeeeeeend!
July 30th, 2010 at 2:30 am
i think her boobs are very nice