Eye’m I’m not sure what to say about this…….

But if you want to start saving for the kid’s therapy, right after buying this would probably be a good time to start.

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Kim sleeps with one eye open.

From the description:

This would make a cute bag for a little girl

Yeah, if you wanted her to be a complete and utter outcast for the rest of the school year.

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Suebob is still smarting from not having the cute lunch bags.

I remember when I was little and my mom would tuck me into bed. Snug, warm, secure. She would kiss my forehead. smooth my hair and snuggle my favorite toy into the crook of my arm.

Syringey and I would drift off to dreamland, dreaming dreams of puncturing skin, taking blood samples, pushing heroine. It was a simpler time and place. One day, Syringey went missing and I? Well, I was devastated. I searched through my photos of my beloved Syringe and Quickly made signs.

Missing, stuffed syringe. Answers to “Syringey”

Desperate for a hit to find my missing friend! He enjoys Murder

She Wrote, long walks on the beach and pushing smack Girl

Scout cookies.

Alas, Syringey was never found, until now.

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Hermann Rorschach was born in 1884.  He started showing inkblot pictures to children and analyzing their responses around 1910.  In 1921 he published his book, Psychodiagnostik, that formed the basis for the diagnostic ink blot test.  From his work, John E. Exner created the Exner Scoring System, which is to this day used with Rorschach’s inkblot tests in criminal investigations and mental health facilities around the world.

The woman who painted this sign might benefit from some Rorschach analysis.

Call me immature, or maybe oversexed, but when I first saw this there was only one word that came to mind and it was not Halloween.

While I wish its creator was a brilliant, devious mastermind who purposefully painted this equivalent of a folk art Rorschach and then posted it on Etsy for $110, I don’t think that’s the case.  The rest of her work is whimsical and cute, and she sounds like a lovely, oblivious woman who has no idea that this piece looks like a 1970′s vagina.

I bet she also fails to see the irony of the “Welcome to Sleepy Hollow” sign.

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Renee takes care to trim her sleepy hollow.

Of all the incarnations of Marlyn Monroe, this gourd birdhouse does the most justice to her charisma, grace, and iconic figure.

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, and curates a no-gourds-allowed craft show called Market Day.