This was a craftastrophe caught in the wild. At a craft festival this weekend, we walked past this nautical beauty, did a double take, and had to turn around. Everyone was admiring her.
Clearly, she’s nice. She’s got some integrated seashells, and a mermaid bra. And – wait a second. What the?
Oh HELL no. She has big old glass mermaid nipples. Watch out for this she-beast in craft fairs around the midwest.
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Posted by Cat Rocketship on June 8, 2010 @ 9:00 am
June 8th, 2010 at 10:55 am
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June 8th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Wow thats way cool dude. I like it.
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June 8th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Now, I’ve heard of nipples that could cut glass, but nipples OF glass? That’s just going too far.
June 8th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Glad she found an apprpirate purpose for the lids to grandma’s candy dishes.
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June 8th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
er- appropriate. I wouldn’t have graduated college without spell check.
June 8th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Why would someone spend so much time and energy on that window, only to ruin it by gluing two candy dish lids to it? I hope that this is a joke and the other side is normal looking.
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June 9th, 2010 at 12:37 am
Scary that they are so… ummmm… camouflaged? when you look at it head on.
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