Just what I always wanted. My own little pet zombie. I will name her Mitzi, and I will hug her and pet her and squeeze her and feed her brains…

I’m all about up-cycling and re-purposing other people’s trash, but DAMN.  I hope this gal has her therapist on speed dial.

Hello Mitzi! She’s ready to be your pet!
She’s chained up in the basement, but she’s got lots of stuff to keep her occupied until you can come down to play. She has a TV, fashion magzines, and of course a fancy zombie dinner!
This diorama is creepy AND functional due to the light attached to the base and a small drawer at the bottom to store all your crap in.

Well, I am always a sucker for things that are “creepy AND functional.”  I can’t tell you how many times have I said to myself, “Self, you have a lot of crap.  If only you had a drawer where you could store it.  But not just any drawer.  No, self – that’s just crazy talk.  It would need to be a delicious blend of creepy AND functional to be truly worthy of my crap.  Also, it should be covered in fake blood.”

Seriously, if you’ve got some time to kill (or the desire to never sleep again) check out the rest of the shop.  *shudder*

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Elly Lou will be sobbing in a ball under her bed for the rest of the day week.

7 Responses to “Mitzi of the Dead”

1. Tweets that mention Mitzi of the Dead | Craftastrophe -- Topsy.com Says:
   June 21st, 2010 at 9:27 am

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2. marymac (3 comments.) Says:
   June 21st, 2010 at 9:45 am

   HILARIOUS!
   This is SO going to be us in NYC in about 6 weeks…. and that’s BEFORE we go out.
   hee!

3. Glitter For the Greater Good | BugginWord Says:
   June 21st, 2010 at 12:55 pm

   [...] way too old for this shit.  That’s why I’m currently looking an awful lot like today’s Craftastrophe. There really aren't a whole lot of places to stick those [...]

4. Fanboy Wife (123 comments.) Says:
   June 21st, 2010 at 3:20 pm

   I appreciate the bulging eye, but why are her legs sunk into the floor?
   Fanboy Wife´s last post ..The Simpsons Comic

   

   Elly Lou (23 comments.) Reply:
   June 21st, 2010 at 3:46 pm

   Perhaps she needed a snack?
   Elly Lou´s last post ..Glitter For the Greater Good

5. dufmanno (32 comments.) Says:
   June 21st, 2010 at 7:15 pm

   The maker of this odd craft got mildly confused halfway through and clearly forgot that a zombie does not eat it’s own legs. That would render it lame and unable to catch it’s own food.
   Unless of course it’s owner realized the dangers of having one of the undead chained in the basement and bought himself extra insurance by pulling an Annie Wilkes Misery move on her.
   Being chained up is overrated by the way.
   dufmanno´s last post ..First Day of Summer!

6. I Got You a Little Something | BugginWord Says:
   June 25th, 2010 at 12:56 pm

   [...] a dream.   Now I’m just plain afraid to go home.  Obviously Zombie St. Joe is plotting with Mitzi to collect and eat my (deep fried) brains the second I get back to Hoboken.  Did I mention I [...]