As Twilight fever grips the world (yes, AGAIN), tweens and sexually frustrated soccer moms (and maybe the occasional Craftastrophe writer) will spend the next two days consumed by vampire and werewolf filled daydreams. Where oh where can these poor, tormented ladies find solace?
Why with their own personal Manllow! Duh.
Meet Eddie Mullen. (Try and ignore the fact that he looks more like Adam Lambert with a fat lip than Robert Pattinson.)
Manllow: half man, half pillow.
Forget the sensitive Mr. Cullen who protects damsels in distress from oncoming vehicles, there’s a new vamp in town. Meet Mullen, Eddie Mullen. He’s a little dark and a little depressed, but that makes him all the more perfect to cuddle with. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Eddie Mullen Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one.
Based on the state of that tee, I’m going to assume he’s already had a nasty run in with the werewolves. Clearly the pea coat didn’t survive.
Are you on Team Jacob? Do you only get tingly for Carlisle? Are you generally annoyed by fictitious characters and you’d really rather snuggle with Justin Bieber? You’re really obsessed with that Flo gal from the Progressive commercials, aren’t you? All of the above? Never fear! Just print out the face of the one you (currently) love and slide it onto the clear plastic face pocket on the front of this bad boy.
Personally? I’ll be ordering the Manilow Manllow. He writes the songs, after all.
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Elly Lou came and she gave without taking. But Manllow threw her away.
June 28th, 2010 at 9:18 am
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June 28th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
I hope those are machine washable because it’s just a matter of time before they are covered in special sauce.
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