In these times of Global Economic Crisis and Global Warming and OMG END OF DAYS ARE NEAR!!! We need to ensure that things we purchase serve a dual purpose. To reuse and recycle as much as we can.
To save the earth from landfill and do our bit for future generations.
Compost our kitchen scraps. Use both sides of the printer paper.
Use a wooden dildo as a rolling pin…
come on, you totally thought ‘rolling pin’ when you saw it too. No? Um… OK then.
I am thinking that a bit of plastic wrap around that sucker might be a good idea though. You know, to prevent splinters.
In both applications.
Kelley blogs on both sides of the page at Magneto Bold Too!
Posted by Kelley on May 10, 2010 @ 1:00 pm
May 10th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
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May 10th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Oh Lordy.
May 10th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
See, this is what happens when families live deep in the woods and don’t get out much ….
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May 10th, 2010 at 10:21 pm
I’m trying to figure out what audience a wooden dildo is designed to appeal to. And I’m failing.
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May 10th, 2010 at 11:17 pm
@Kristin:-Pinocchio and girlfriend…..
May 11th, 2010 at 1:50 am
I hope that wood was sustainably sourced …
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May 11th, 2010 at 4:14 am
Kinda reminds me of the “shoulder massager” available in the homecare catalogues
May 11th, 2010 at 11:48 am
Now you can have ‘morning wood’ any time of the day! NOW how much would you pay???
Makes me want to slip one of these into my MIL’s baking utensil drawer and see if she notices…
May 19th, 2010 at 5:21 am
I hope that wood was sustainably sourced …
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