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Something like "Friends don't let friends spend $80 on a bag and three coat hangers."

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"Art should evoke an emotion and make a statement...you may want to display this lovely piece."

I'm not sure what emotion I'm supposed to experience when viewing this--Confusion?  Remorse?  Rage?--but I like the crafter's assumption that the buyer may (or may not) want to display it.

The shop profile gives us a slightly more fleshed out perspective on our craftastropher:

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It's kind of sad that this shop exists because it can only mean one thing: this crafter has no friends, because "Friends don't let friends feel awe over gifts they don't have."


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