This Smug Mug is designed with its own personality that is sure to make you smile!

Smug Mug: dishwasher safe, hand-thrown, and built using genuine dismembered clowns.

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Cat Rocketship is an artist and curates crafts that aren’t maybe cursed by that clown from It for Market Day.

Three, four…

Tell me, are those NIPPLES or some poor teenaged slurry fighting her way out of his chest?

And is that a triangular belly button?

And it is just me or does the thought of grabbing that head in your hand to ring the bell give you the heeby jeebies?  I have visions of a little pink tongue emerging and licking my palm.

And it would be soft and warm and just a little bit slimy.

From the listing:

A bell made in the likeness of Freddy Kruger to ward off evil spirits?

I will just stick with my spray bottle of water and glitter Magic Monster Repellent, thanks.

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Kelley – warding off evil spirits without the aid of a bell, just with pure awesomeness (and Magic Monster Repellent) at Magneto Bold Too!

As a kid, I was always jealous of my brothers’ toys.  Barbie was cool and all, but not as cool as Optimus Prime.  The only transformation Barbie ever made was from slutty beauty queen to slutty rock star.  Until today.

Today she’s a slutty silver jet plane with red glittery nipples.  Suck that, Transformers.

Is it just me or could this also be called the Bombshell McGee Barbie with Wings (for extra protection)?

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It’s funny, I’m 4 beers in and I was just thinking, “Hey, it’s nice out. Maybe I should go for a bike ride. But how to take my beer along?”

And lookie what I found.

How flippin’ awesome is this?

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Well gee, who doesn’t ?

Unfortunately for us bipeds – ” Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended for peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Novelty only. ”

Darn.

But damn that kitty’s one lucky bitch !!

The perfect toy for your puss to play all day long with.

Humans like to watch – and that is a good thing, since the “Pussy Loves Prick” toy should not be played with without human supervision. Much care is taken in the making of this toy – but should your kitten, in the ravages of passion, tear into her plaything, please, no matter how cruel it seems, use the proper precauctions in caring for your pet, and discontinue use if it becomes a saftey hazard.

Stuffed with Organic Catnip ! Who said the insides of these things weren’t good for ya ?!

It’s a threesome !!

Meow Meow indeed !

I can only imagine what the dog is feeling.

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Kim has no cats, she prefers to have all of the penis for herself.