FRUMIL FOR SALE, I am currently incapacitated, so what better time than this to trawl all the homemaking blogs to make myself feel even worse about the rapidly declining state of my home.

Man, FRUMIL no rx, FRUMIL without prescription, these chicks are all like PERFECT and shit.  They have immaculate houses and their eleven hundred children that they rescued from that village that was about to flood just after the volcano hit are all perfectly behaved and totally eat all their vegetables and make their beds and say 'yes maam' and nominate their mothers for Mother of the Year.

(dropping BIG DIRTY HINTS to my freaking bloodsucking Damn Emo children here.  You know Mother of the Year totally gets a new car, order FRUMIL from United States pharmacy, FRUMIL recreational, right?  Get on that or no dinner for you.  Just like last night)

And now all the perfectly quaffed (is quaffed even a word?  Meh, I am too spaced out on these drugs to even care, order FRUMIL online overnight delivery no prescription, Doses FRUMIL work, let alone google that shizzle) are on a Mothers Day kick.

And MAKING THEIR OWN GODDAMN FREAKING GIFT BOXES!  None of this buying a box from the local dollar store, FRUMIL dangers, FRUMIL dosage, NO WAY BABY.

Because these perfect chicks RECYCLE, FRUMIL samples. FRUMIL no prescription,


Gift boxes made of toilet rolls.

Oh yeah, japan, craiglist, ebay, overseas, paypal. FRUMIL blogs, I hope there is a bottle of hand sanitiser handy.

{to be fair they are pretty damn cute, FRUMIL from canada, FRUMIL street price, and the perfect gift for my mother - she of the 'oh I see you can't walk and are broken and stuff but I cannot possibly help you because I have to know what is happening with Brooke and Ridge' - I might just have to dip it in the toilet first to soften it a bit...}

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Posted by Kelley on May 3, 2010 @ 1:00 pm  

12 Responses to “FRUMIL FOR SALE”

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  2. Katherine Says:

    Coiffed, just for the record.

    Also, who looks at a toilet paper roll and thinks, “I know what to do with that! I will wrap my kid’s birthday present in it!”

  3. Miranda Says:

    I actually didn’t think of that at all when I first saw the idea posted somewhere on the crafting internets. I thought it was a nice idea. I don’t think I’ve ever touched a roll without clean hands and my bathroom is pretty clean…. but also, I use toilet paper to blow my nose a lot! Darn allergies. I don’t get snot on the cardboard, either. ;)

  4. Miranda Says:

    What’s worse is that site “how can I recycle this”- people want to know how to REUSE those little leftover bits of the rawhide bones that you take away from your dog so they don’t choke.

  5. Kelly (1 comments.) Says:

    It makes sense… but I’d be sanitising the shit out of those things first.
    Oh, pun TOTALLY intended.

  6. Fanboy Wife (123 comments.) Says:

    Maybe making them out of paper towel rolls wouldn’t be so bad, but I get the feeling that people only change the roll when their on the toilet already. Things made out of toilet paper rolls gross me out!
    .-= Fanboy Wife´s last post ..Red Dweeb =-.

  7. Jayne (6 comments.) Says:

    And fill the package full of compost from the earthworm’s own toilet :P
    .-= Jayne´s last post ..Questions that keep me awake….for a few minutes =-.

  8. Amanda (9 comments.) Says:

    Oh yeah – MOTY’s present is RIGHT THERE.
    .-= Amanda´s last post ..Plodding on =-.

  9. Tamsyn (1 comments.) Says:

    Does the fact that there are probably 14 or fifteen empty toilet rolls on the floor of my bathroom just waiting to be recycled into gift bags help qualify me for mother of the year? What? Shut-up.
    .-= Tamsyn´s last post ..All About Me =-.

  10. Roketto (17 comments.) Says:

    Actually, this is a pretty nifty idea, & one which I *have* utilized in the past. It’s great for little oddly-shaped gifts that you can’t just swath in wrapping paper.

    Also, for the record, I never change my TP roll while I’m on the pot. That’s all.
    .-= Roketto´s last post ..Autocomplete Meme: Rocket’s P.C. =-.

  11. Vanessa (1 comments.) Says:

    I’m so glad my TP roll gift boxes amused you! I’m laughing so hard!!! Yeah, we’re pretty perfect around here, and because I’m perfect and my house has no germs of any sort, I can make beautiful gift boxes out of TP rolls! :) Thanks for all the traffic you’re sending my way, and I hope you feel better soon! (Excuse me now, I need to go help my eleven children practice the violin! ) hahaha!!!
    .-= Vanessa´s last post ..Photo Letters =-.

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