Of course I’ve heard of toothed vaginae. But a toothed uterus?!
Beware little girls, this is what happens when you sleep with the tooth fairy.
This pregnant lady has a tooth in her belly, a molar, where usually a fetus would be! Also there is a toothy grin on the back of her neck!
Crap! There’s teeth on her neck, too?
Living in NYC, I’ve often wished I could use my uterus as an extra storage space for Christmas decorations or sporting equipment. Not for teeth though, I really do prefer to keep those in my mouth (along with my foot).
Not into teeth? No worries! The artist has a whole slew of uteri stuffed with creative goodies – muffins, testicles, waving kitties, whistles, and even a bowl of noodles. Based on the way I felt during my last period, I might have to commission a piece with a hello kitty chainsaw crammed into the uterine area. Don’t panic – I have more pictures for you.
Speaking of periods, the artist also has a little something special for the “feminist or menstruation enthusiast.”
Let’s get real people. Who ISN’T a menstruation enthusiast? I can’t think of a better thing to get enthusiastic over. If I’m not oozing sanguine sludge from my toothed uterus, I want to gaze upon a ceramic vagina sculpture “with some blood pouring out!”
They are around actual size. The size you would think a sculpture of a vagina would be.
That’s odd. In my mind a sculpture of a bleeding vag should be at least three stories high and have a working fountain. Ugh.
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Elly Lou also writes over at Bugginword when she isn’t busy trying to see how many household items fit in her uterus.
April 5th, 2010 at 9:02 am
Personally, the cupcake one speaks to me. Do they have it in cookie jar form? It has all the things I love; boobies and sweets. A victory for the art world.
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April 5th, 2010 at 9:13 am
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April 5th, 2010 at 9:42 am
Somebody needs to take away her kiln.
April 5th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
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April 5th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
I stumbled in from Elly’s blog. Although I already asked her to marry me, I might also ask you and we can all sort that out later.
I love your blog. I am a feminist, although not a lesbian, someone is going to get the vagina candle holder for Christmas. Great idea.
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April 5th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Interesting… I love when feminists feel the need to (quickly) point out they are not lesbians. Anyway, these are… bizarre, to say the least. I don’t think I’ve ever felt the need to stick household items into my uterus. However, if there WAS a chainsaw one, well, that one I would at least understand.
April 6th, 2010 at 1:59 am
Do you hear that? It’s the thud of heavy tear drops flying from my eyes and hitting the floor. I’m all about tooth-in-a-uterus- I even know a dentist I could gift it to- but I became seriously woozy upon seeing bleeding vag. Although I’m starting to see it’s merits as a drink holder now.
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