Kelly Slater is one of the best surfers to ever ride a wave.
He is a 9-time world champion in the Association of Surfing Professionals. Watching him surf is like watching Baryshnikov dance. He has been on the cover of every surfing magazine about a bazillion times. He’s not hard on the eyes, either:
What this has to do with him, I have no freaking idea
The description on the post merely says
World Champion Surfer KELLY SLATER
The price? A low, low $1420.00
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April 1st, 2010 at 1:45 pm
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April 1st, 2010 at 6:13 pm
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April 1st, 2010 at 6:39 pm
That is effing hilarious.
April 1st, 2010 at 9:17 pm
WTH?! I can kinda see a face – like a side profile… but other than that? Nadda. Sofa King Weird. LOL
.-= sam {temptingmama}´s last post ..Surfing USA =-.
April 1st, 2010 at 10:25 pm
I like that he writes on his etsy profile that he’s a “gemologist enthusiast”
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He really likes people who really like rocks…
April 2nd, 2010 at 10:02 am
What does a deer antler have to do with surfing…?