POP when you step on ‘em,

POP when you step on ‘em,

We all know rats go POP when you step on them,

they then become a rat skin rug.

Everyone sing along now!

My daughter was at a friends house.   A house that is next door to a field.  A field that is full of mouses.

Or meece.  Or meeces.  Or mice.

Anyway, long story short she stepped on a dead one.  And dead one go pop.

And ooooooooooze between the toes.

After I finished vomiting up my lunch, and then barfing all over again cause OMG TOASTED PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES LOOK EXACTLY LIKE RATS INNARDS (probably) I found this on Etsy.

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And I was all ‘OMG!  Damn Emo! (that is what I call my darling daughter) Get your arse back to that house and pop ALL the meeses!  We are gunna be rich!’

$185

minus

$10 for bleaching her feet

$100 for therapy

75 bucks pure profit, baby!

Kelley – who dares you to NOT have that song swirling around your head all damn day.

9 Responses to “We all know rats go POP when you step on them.”

1. steen (22 comments.) Says:
   April 26th, 2010 at 1:06 pm

   As someone who has owned pet rats… this makes me barf. Grossssss.
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2. Alasdair (7 comments.) Says:
   April 26th, 2010 at 1:42 pm

   I wonder if you can get them in bulk, then maybe sew them together to make a proper sized hearth rug …
   .-= Alasdair´s last post ..work in progress – more sock creatures =-.

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4. Robin from Israel (2 comments.) Says:
   April 27th, 2010 at 1:38 am

   That is seriously the most horrific, nightmare-inducing even while awake thing I have EVER seen.

   * shudder *

   Going back to look at my pretty pictures of flowers now, in a futile attempt to obliterate that image from my brain!

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5. Amanda (9 comments.) Says:
   April 27th, 2010 at 5:24 am

   yeeeeeerrrgghhh. What are you doing to me woman? First the spiders and head lice and now rats and mice.
   errrrggg.
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6. eef (1 comments.) Says:
   April 27th, 2010 at 12:07 pm

   This is disgusting! WTF are you supposed to do with it?!

7. Squeaky Floors « Badder Homes & Gardens Says:
   April 27th, 2010 at 5:09 pm

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8. Jayne (6 comments.) Says:
   April 27th, 2010 at 10:12 pm

   Ya know….your daughter will have the purdiest stitches by the time she’s finished sewing all those itty-bitty paws onto the backing mats
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9. Fanboy Wife (123 comments.) Says:
   April 28th, 2010 at 7:59 am

   Ugh… That is terrible.
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