If you’re not into slapping an animal across your rear end, but you still want some obnoxiously odd jeans, you could go this direction:
They’re not fashion. They’re more like a public service announcement that shouts “I’m weird! Stay away from me” in advance of your arrival. You’re doing the world a favor by wearing these, really.
Last week, I brought you this. The hell with that.
Ladies, I give you ….. the Wine Rack !
Who needs expensive plastic surgery, weeks of pain and sleeping in your bra for a month when you can improve your bust line and bring the party with you ? In other words…. “turn an A cup into Double D’s AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends! Better than a boob job and cheaper too! Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks. The Wine Rack was developed to “fill out” our product line.”
Doesn’t she look like she’s having fun ? Hell, I do too when I’m tanked up ! And with the Wine Rack, I can have a sippy straw and still have two hands free for cups, if I can keep my hands off my breasts ! Perfect for PTA meetings, long days at the soccer fields, or those god-awful long field trips parents are always griping about.
And “with a simple blow of the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.”
Unfortunately, the sizing chart doesn’t allow for those of us who already have Double D’s to wear one of these miraculous inventions……
So ladies, grab one of your flat-chested friends and let’s get this party started !
I have specifically shipped in a carton of baby chicks, along with THREE eight-week golden retriever puppies just for today’s post because we are all about happiness and warm fuzzy feelings after last week’s Incident. So I present to you a fabulous necklace that’s not a craftastrophe but pretty damn cool.
It’s made from recycled envelopes! How totally awesome is that?
An Eco Friendly necklace made of paper beads I carefully handcrafted from Colorful Telephone Bill Envelopes. The paper beads are strung on natural hemp (jute) cord.The paper beads are connected in an interesting pattern to form a rectangular pendant. The pendant measures 1.25 inches long and 1 inch wide. The sliding knots on either side of the pendant let you adjust the length of the necklace between 16 and 32 inches. To wear the necklace, just pull the knots apart, wear and pull them back to your desired length.
I’m a huge fan of reusing things and this? Blows my mind. Look at the craftsmanship! I have no patience for things like that whatsoever so kudos to you, crafty person. It looks cute with a white top too:
Two thumbs up. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to let the puppies out and feed the baby chicks. And just for good measure: RAINBOWS AND KITTY CATS! As you were.
We all know the scene. The forest is on fire, Bambi ans his mother are galloping away from the evil hunters in a search for freedom and KABLAM! Bambie’s mom gets it…
but I am pretty sure it wasn’t in the ass. $450 smackers can buy you this delightful little 3-d artistic representation of childhood’s most scarring movie experience. But, be warned, if you buy it you have to make this face:
blood dripping from the butt wound adds just a touch of whimsy,
If you’re not into slapping an animal across your rear end, but you still want some obnoxiously odd jeans, you could go this direction:
They’re not fashion. They’re more like a public service announcement that shouts “I’m weird! Stay away from me” in advance of your arrival. You’re doing the world a favor by wearing these, really.
