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Souls Are Overrated

How do you feel about your soul? Are you tired of trying to make your current one work? Would you like to upgrade to a newer model but you’ve no idea how to remove the one you already have?!?! Well now you can!* Introducing the revolutionary new Creepy Zombie Doll! He’ll suck your soul out in seconds flat!**

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But wait, there’s more! Act now and we’ll also send you this “StrangeBorn” doll complete with the facial abnormalities of a rare genetic disorder! She’ll be sure to scare off…well…every living and unliving thing you could possibly imagine (with the exception of Creepy Zombie Doll).

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As part of our exciting offer, if you call in the next twenty minutes we’ll include this second, even more terrifying, Creepy Zombie Doll to suck out the soul of your loved one. That’s three dolls for the price of only two souls!

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*New soul sold separately.

**Doll maker can not guarantee soul sucking. Actual results may vary.

***Not actually an infomercial. This was only a recreation of the nightmares I enjoyed all night long after looking at these little jewels.

{source} (Thanks Reader Kerrie!)

Elly Lou (and what’s left of her soul) rambles regularly on her blog BugginWord.com.

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Posted by Elly Lou (BugginWord) on March 15, 2010 @ 8:51 am  

18 Responses to “Souls Are Overrated”

  1. Ganesha (5 comments.) Says:

    Zombie kids need toys too, right?
    .-= Ganesha´s last post ..Wordless Wednesday: I’ll let the song talk for me. =-.

    Elly Lou (BugginWord) (4 comments.) Reply:

    You mean other than we fragile little humans?

  2. Jen O. (1 comments.) Says:

    AH!!! JESUS FUCK!!! WHATTHEFUCKISTHAT?!?
    .-= Jen O.´s last post ..I’m going to take this holiday and make it my own. =-.

    Elly Lou (BugginWord) (49 comments.) Reply:

    You’ll probably scream that on at least three more occasions this evening when the little buggers haunt your dreams.

  3. KeepingYouAwake (4 comments.) Says:

    OOH! How do we order? Can I just email you all my credit card and bank account information?!?!?!?
    .-= KeepingYouAwake´s last post ..My Zombie & Me =-.

    Elly Lou (BugginWord) (49 comments.) Reply:

    Just go ahead and post that information right here in the comments section. You should probably include your ss# for good measure.

  4. Katherine Says:

    … Great. I’m never going to sleep again.

  5. Kristen Says:

    omg, it’s The Hills Have Eyes, Part 12!!!

  6. dufmanno (32 comments.) Says:

    Horri freakin’ fying.
    Elly, what in the name of all that is alive and unburied ARE these things?
    Are they made from real people? Because that seems to be the only way they could possibly be this nightmarish.
    I’m going to count my blessings and give that hairy monkey a big hug and an apology after this viewing.
    Thank you for destroying my peaceful slumber for at least three weeks.
    .-= dufmanno´s last post ..Spring? =-.

    Elly Lou (BugginWord) (49 comments.) Reply:

    The artist sneaks into your home at night and collects the hair from your families’ brushes while you sleep. Then sews them on these tiny freakish heads. Feel better?

  7. Shannon (1 comments.) Says:

    The zombie dolls are awesome.

    The genetic facial anomaly doll is SERIOUSLY uncool.
    .-= Shannon´s last post ..Breaks, Guilt, & Illness =-.

  8. uberVU - social comments Says:

    Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Twitter by ganeshaxi: Not safe for lil kids, but wowzers creepy! RT @craftastrophe: Oh Em Gee. Souls Are Overrated: http://bit.ly/bewUED

  9. Kathy (8 comments.) Says:

    Creepy doesn’t begin to describe those. Does anyone else remember Garbage Pail Kids? Yeah, someone was a bit too into her collection.

    Elly Lou (BugginWord) (49 comments.) Reply:

    I think you nailed it, Kathy!

  10. A Vapid Blonde Says:

    I like what the middle one has done with her teeth. That is a she right? I mean with the pink doily it must be a girl.

  11. How the FDA Gave Me HPV | BugginWord Says:

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  12. Reo Says:

    eep. eep. eep. *Makes quiet scared noises while curled up in fetal position on floor*

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