Mmmmm… Pringles….
Um. Ya. I don’t think I’ll ever eat them again without thinking of this…
Empty the chips out of the can. You can use whatever brand and flavor you prefer, but we like the one shown here for the container’s ergonomic shape and durable, colorful plastic.
Empty the chips? Seriously, unless you’re going to enjoy them at the same time as you’re enjoying the container, eat the chips first. You’ll feel so much better.
To use your homemade flashlight toy, squirt some water-based, non-greasy lube into the condom and insert your penis. Cover the hole in the can with the tip of your finger to control the amount of “suction” you get. Closing the hole will increase the suction, so leave it open as you stroke in, and cover it on the out stroke.
Mmmm, enjoying your chips? Riveting, isn’t it?
Remove the foam roll and replace the condom after use (or rinse and reuse, if you’re really cheap). Use a textured condom turned inside out for more stimulation. Because the condom has a small opening on the end, the foam at the bottom of the can will periodically need to be replaced
Ew.
When stored with the lid on, the homemade flashlight can be conveniently camouflaged as an innocent can of potato chips (the can on the left has an advantage because its lid is opaque).. However, you need to release the edge of the condom from the lip of the can before you put the top on. If the condom is stretched around the top when you put the lid on, the lid will cut through the thin rubber of the condom. Leave the top of the condom loose, push the foam in, and cover with the lid. To use, just pop the top, pull the foam out a bit, and restretch the rubber.
You know when someone can provide THAT much detail, this thing wasn’t made on a whim. It’s been used OVER AND OVER to the point they’ve perfected it.
*shudder*
Remember, the can itself may be harmless, but when you’re asked for that container, a 1 ¼” O-ring, scissors, a condom and Sharpie markers you’d best be prepared. I, on the other hand am a little leery of the number click-throughs I’m going to see as you dirty perverts go check out how to make these.
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March 14th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Ew. Ew. Ew!!!!
WTF are men thinking, honestly?
They should use a rippled chips…”ribbed for her [his] pleasure”
EW!
Jen VT Reply:
March 14th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
(please pardon all the spelling/grammatical errors..I’m a dumbass)
March 14th, 2010 at 8:06 pm
OMFG.
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March 15th, 2010 at 1:18 am
Gives new meaning to the old Pringle’s logo “Once you pop, you can’t stop”
I’m going to go vomit now.
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March 17th, 2010 at 3:18 am
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March 19th, 2010 at 11:28 pm
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth….BARF!!!!