It’s the price that always gets me on these things: for $1,700, this fine wooden sculpture of titties can make your desk a less lonely place.

“Hand sculpted wooden, life-size bust of the artist’s mistress.
For many years she sat upon my desk, conjuring up many a nostalgic reminiscence from a time when this smooth wooden sculpture here before me was subtle flesh, filling the air with a touch of Shalimar and palpable desire.
Young men were honored and felt somewhat gifted to be in the presence of a Liz Taylor look-alike dressed up like a sweet hippie in estrus.”

And now I know that you are thinking, “Of course I want to buy a likeness of a sweet hippie in estrus. But what would I do with a boobie sculpture? Surely my wife would not approve!”

Fear not, the artist has thought of everything: There is apparently built in storage of some sort, which should make it okay in onlookers’ eyes. That, or you can point each tata independently. Either way, this is clearly a must-add for your art collection.

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, but doesn’t believe that boobs should be the only feature in a work of art.

7 Responses to “{NSFW} Bust of the Artist’s Mistress”

1. Katherine Says:
   March 16th, 2010 at 7:05 pm

   Now, I like boobies… However, this is something that I never, NEVER need…

2. Scott Rocketship Says:
   March 16th, 2010 at 9:53 pm

   A cabinet? That doesn’t make sense.

   Now a CHEST of drawers…

   Get it? Get it?

   

   Tiffany Reply:
   March 17th, 2010 at 3:17 am

   Ba-DUM-ching!

3. Kathy Johnson (37 comments.) Says:
   March 17th, 2010 at 9:32 am

   They look saggy and oddly shaped, sort of like a tube of deli bologna that got squished…

4. Kristen Says:
   March 17th, 2010 at 9:52 am

   And the nipples make such lovely knobs……*rim shot*

5. Ben Says:
   March 17th, 2010 at 10:31 am

   Like many really vulgar t-shirts, this is awesome, but I can’t abide the scorn it would bring.

6. Amanda (4 comments.) Says:
   March 17th, 2010 at 11:50 am

   They are weirdly shaped and I feel like they’re staring at me…
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