Have you ever looked into your jewelry box and thought to yourself, “I wish my accessories had something to say!”?
Did you want that thing to be, “I am an idiot with too much money”?
If so, your dream is about to come true!
Introducing the “Pearly Sleeping Beauty Collage Statement Necklace” from CandyBellaJewelry!
CandyBella‘s “highly collectible couture art pieces” are made from “vintage estate jewelry that’s been revamped and glitterized, and tonnnnns of swarovski crystals and glass beads,” allowing you the rare opportunity to broadcast your idiocy to the world at full volume for only $150!
The visionary behind CandyBella, Kati, is a “self-proclaimed ‘glamour addict’” whose definition of “glamour” includes stars, hearts, and “her favorite adhesive, the same formula used in the world’s best surfboard repair shops.”
Her long-winded profile contains a fairytale mess of insights into her creative process, like this Swarovski gem: “Tiny multi-colored glass finishing beads the size of sand grains are what Kati calls the “cupcake sprinkles” of the pieces, explaining that while the majority of them will remain in place, the natural falling of a few of these mini marbles is a natural part of the CandyBella experience, the same way that sprinkles tumble from the tops of cupcakes.”
In addition to the Pearly Sleeping Beauty Collage Statement Necklace, CandyBella’s Etsy shop also offers this lovely Snow White Cuff (tiara not included) that promises to make you the center of your own $300 Lady Gaga fairytale with its “gold resin wings, surrounded by handpainted porcelain roses, vintage rhinestone pieces, tiny pearls, tons of swarovski crystals in different colors, and a little Dopey is peeking around the back of the cuff for a dash of fun.”
A little Dopey is right!
Or if Snow White’s not your style, you can also opt for this purple Moonbeam Unicorn Princess Cuff inspired by CandyBella’s “favorite 80s GirlPower superheroes” (who apparently wished to remain otherwise nameless out of fear that they would lose every sliver of their GirlPower street cred).
Like a vajazzled cho cha, “the best part is discovering the beautiful layers for yourself!”.
But just in case you don’t like $350 surprises, CandyBella gives you the run down on this glorified Mattel wrist band: “Giant laquered plastic unicorn head surrounded by hundreds of silver and neon pink pearls, vintage rhinestone jewelry, silver stars, and sparkly bits; all mounted on an adjustable silver plated cuff with a decorative inlay inside.”
Somewhere, Jem is cutting herself and crying.
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Renee keeps her glittery unicorns on the inside.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Oh my holy hell! I think I’m going to have nightmares of Princesses and dwarfs.
I love how the creator/model looks all wistful, like she’s really IN a fairy tale. Wow… must be huffing that surf board quality glue.
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March 16th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Man I’m a sucker for anything unicorn related. It’s all fun and games till you use that thing to poke out your own eyes. Yeesh.
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March 16th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
What, you didn’t think the Hello Kitty necklace merited mention??? It’s another
hellishsparkling work of art.March 16th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
When making this
shstuff, how do you think she knows when to stop?Oh, wait, it looks like she doesn’t.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:34 am
Gosh! I wonder why she has zero sales?
Renee, doesn’t it hurt to keep those glittery unicorns on the inside?
March 17th, 2010 at 9:50 am
You know how on American Idol they get the really really bad singers that think they’re awesome rockstars and then get offended when they’re told otherwise?
…….Yeah. Don’t quit your day job, lady.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:36 am
You know how people say “That is TOO much”? Well, this totally is.
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March 18th, 2010 at 9:52 am
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March 18th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
In my brain, these have somehow blended themselves with the mutant zombie dolls from the 15th. I’m seeing them with “cupcake sparkles”.
Possibly it’s because they’re both soul-sucking.