Well if I wore this one, at least it would distract from my back fat.  But wait!  Wait till you see the front.  For some reason it reminds me of a full ashtray:

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14 Responses to “Voulez Vouz CROCHET Avec Moi, Ce Soir?”

1. G Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 12:47 pm

   Big Bird and an ostrich met and fell in love, see…

2. Katherine Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 1:47 pm

   I was thinking Big Bird and a Vegas showgirl.

3. Holly Weird Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 4:09 pm

   And a camel toe to complete this hideous ensemble.

4. Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo (9 comments.) Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 5:42 pm

   The boots like, TOTALLY make the outfit… *snort*

5. Julie D'Arcy (1 comments.) Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 8:59 pm

   I can’t believe you didn’t use the “Circle Coat” right next to it in the same shop. It is truly craptacular…
   Plus, the price of these designer beauties totally takes the cake.
   Keep up the good work!
   Cheers,
   Julie D’Arcy
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6. Fanboy Wife (57 comments.) Says:
   February 1st, 2010 at 9:57 pm

   Is this for a Muppet burlesque show?
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7. Kathy Johnson (19 comments.) Says:
   February 2nd, 2010 at 10:33 am

   I was thinking this was an accident involving Big Bird and a blender… but I’m not sure why she’s wearing a platter of Big Bird’s guts as a belt buckle.

8. morgan Says:
   February 2nd, 2010 at 1:31 pm

   Well at least we know one person who would wear it, Lady Gaga. She loves anything that looks like a hot mess

9. stacy (1 comments.) Says:
   February 2nd, 2010 at 5:03 pm

   Ashtray or WWF wrestling belt? LOL
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10. uberVU - social comments Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 6:00 pm

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11. lahondaknitter Says:
    February 4th, 2010 at 11:30 am

    This gives crochet a bad name because it’s not crochet. Look closely, looks like it’s knit to me! Which only goes to show, bad taste can cross craft.

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13. Ganesha (4 comments.) Says:
    February 8th, 2010 at 11:17 am

    How many sweaters for homeless people would all that tangle of yarn have made? Perhaps this was the doing of the cat in the yarn. Yeah, we’ll blame the cat on that one.
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14. Twistdsistr Says:
    February 10th, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    See, silly string is sexy!