You know those reborn dolls that women sometimes collect?

If not, the basic jist is that there are custom doll designers who make these dolls to look and feel as lifelike as possible. They put weights inside them to make them feel heavy like a baby, and the detail is incredible:

So these dolls bring comfort to those who order them, blah blah blahdiddy blah. Then there’s this. For those people who really want to love and care for an elf baby. Um, yeah.

WHY are it’s toes on one foot way longer than the other foot? Is that really how elves look?

Ooo there’s that lifelike just flew out of the birth-canal-cone-head look! Elf cannon! Pew Pew!

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7 Responses to “You Know Those Reborn Dolls? Yeah, This Isn’t One of Them.”

1. Karen (25 comments.) Says:
   February 26th, 2010 at 11:43 am

   Oh, ugly. Just ugly. The feet are enough to make me want to sleep in a room filled with clowns from the movie Poltergeist.
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2. Nat (44 comments.) Says:
   February 26th, 2010 at 12:05 pm

   I think even the reborn dolls are creepy. (Even therapeutically.)

   The other one… it kind of looks like a misshapen Fraggle.
   .-= Nat´s last post ..The other thing… =-.

3. Ashley @coffeequeen Says:
   February 26th, 2010 at 12:27 pm

   Shockingly creepy. I don’t know any other way to describe it. I’m at a loss.
   .-= Ashley @coffeequeen´s last post ..Suite Scarlett =-.

4. chimes (2 comments.) Says:
   February 26th, 2010 at 1:24 pm

   If you’ve ever seen Dead Alive … you’ll remember this doll made a cameo:

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zexOVQvBZg

5. Kristen Says:
   February 26th, 2010 at 2:47 pm

   I just died from “Elf cannon! Pew pew!”

6. kt Says:
   February 26th, 2010 at 9:29 pm

   Looks like a baby with anencephaly.

7. Fanboy Wife (123 comments.) Says:
   February 26th, 2010 at 10:26 pm

   Creepy!
   .-= Fanboy Wife´s last post ..Captain Marvel =-.