Okay, I see no a little resemblance.
With all the emphasis on the minute details, I am curious as to why it was altered to include…
But what I really want to know is: does the peen actually glow in the dark? That would bring a whole new meaning to “Glow Worm”.
Thanks Shannon!
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February 28th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
I think the shining peen was my favorite part…
February 28th, 2010 at 11:30 pm
Glow worm? GLOW WORM?? AAAAUGH!
Ohgodohgodohgodohgod…
March 1st, 2010 at 7:54 am
What part surprised you? The wings or the “naughty bits?”
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March 1st, 2010 at 9:31 am
The body of the doll looks fine (if a tad skinny), except the real Johnny’s “Winona Forever” tattoo has been altered to say “Wino”… shoulda used more recent photos of JD, dear.
IMO, the face of the doll looks like Ringo Starr. The hair just sucks. The glow worm, I think, is someone’s attempt to keep their auction G-rated. Personally, I can’t help wondering since the artist was all about accuracy of reproduction in every other detail, how accurate was that bit? ;’)
The wings, however… WTF is THAT all about?
And why does that auction have the word “gay” in the title? Johnny Depp isn’t gay. Maybe the artist wishes he was?
March 3rd, 2010 at 11:07 am
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