There are 15 more pictures where this came from…and not all of them are pretty. In fact, most of them make me want to run into a fire. Prepare to be REALLY itchy.
Thanks Sara!
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February 9th, 2010 at 9:28 am
…do I see bondage in picture six? o_o
February 9th, 2010 at 10:07 am
Knitting bondage fetish? I thought I’d seen it all. Silly me.
February 9th, 2010 at 10:19 am
wow……..there are no words.
February 9th, 2010 at 10:27 am
Okay, we’ve got the Cookie Monster and… knitting porn? Why are her legs open like that??
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February 9th, 2010 at 11:10 am
Granny, is that YOU?
February 9th, 2010 at 11:57 am
EEEEEEW! *shudder*
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February 9th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Man, The Care Bears movie is gonna suck.
February 9th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Ok, I just feel itchy all over now… Also, wouldn’t these be phenomenally hot?
February 9th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Def some kind of fetish thing goin on there! How do they wash them afterwards?
February 9th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
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February 9th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
I pretty much thought I’d seen it all… woolen bondage.
People are weird.
All of ‘em.
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February 9th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Boy, they must be really itchy. I feel warm just looking at them….
Saw them on tumblr, by the way…..
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February 9th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
OK I need someone else to confirm or deny this as neither me nor my husband can figure it out: Is that her naughty bits peeking through in the 8th picture down (on the couch in the rainbow number)? If it isn’t please explain what we are looking at…
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Karen Sugarpants Reply:
February 9th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
I don’t think so. I can’t really explain it but I really don’t think so. Nobody’s vagina looks that messed up, does it?
More importantly, WHERE ARE HER NECK & HEAD!?
Elee Reply:
February 10th, 2010 at 9:57 am
Definitely, the lack of head and neck are the main problem with this pic. My interpretation was that she is wearing very long leg-warmers, with beige trousers (pants for Americans) underneath. The fabric is a slightly different colour from her skin.
I’m hoping she’s tipping her head backwards, which is why it isn’t there. Must be the tactile ecstasy of that much mohair.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Woolen bondage is right.
Looking at these pix made me think of Threadbared. Are you all familiar with this site?
[url]http://weirdbabe.typepad.com/threadbared/[url]
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February 9th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
duh. here’s the link:
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February 9th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Somewhere out there, poor poor defiled sheep are weeping.
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February 9th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Not only itchy but extremely creeped out… *shudder*
February 9th, 2010 at 7:39 pm
There’s got to be some weird-ass fetish about screwing the Wool Yeti somewhere.
February 9th, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Well, I think we have an explanation for all those sasquatch sightings…
February 9th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Are there people in all of those atrocities? I hope no one was allergic to wool!
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February 10th, 2010 at 11:00 am
This explains the increased Bigfoot and Yettie sightings recently.
February 10th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Rule 34
That is all.
February 10th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
I hate you for putting these images in my brain where I can never get them out.
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February 10th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
I don’t…..I don’t understand…..
Why would anyone take the TIME to make all of those? And then, how did they convince others to WEAR them?
My brain hurts…..
February 11th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
oh holy hell, i didn’t think it got weirder than furries… oh hai WRONG.
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February 11th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
There’s also something really unattractive about stuff that’s knitted on needles the size of broomsticks, no matter how appealing the thought of only casting on 10 stitches per each front/back/sleeve and finishing it in two hours may be.
February 11th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
I think it must be like bestiality or something. So weird.
February 12th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
A line of knit bondage-wear for Eskimos.
February 13th, 2010 at 11:23 am
Pass the calamine please!
February 14th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Wow, so many Knitwits!
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February 14th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
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February 15th, 2010 at 11:36 am
I didn’t realize there were actual people in those knitted… suits? I though the first one was someone’s first attempt at making a sock monkey, or a sock yeti.
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February 17th, 2010 at 2:39 am
What the HELL?????? I feel like I need to go scrub my eyes…..