This poor little squish is so sad!

No one knows why… but I think it’s because he needs a home!

Squishes are made out of polymer clay and serve absolutely no purpose other the being squishy!

If you would like a squish on a necklace or a squish on your fridge, let me know!

I have some fat squish I could give you so your squishes are no longer sad squishes but happy squishes with squishy squish friends.

Interestested? Email me!

Want a squishy friend? One dollah.

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Ha! Lint. Ya, we’ve done that…

But this? Um….

Belly. Button. Lint.

*shudder*

Duuuude. That shit? It would STINK.

I mean, I think it would stink…

*crickets*

That’s like a LIFE TIME of belly button lint. You’d have to collect daily from friends, family, neighbours and the UPS guy to even have enough for an arm!

Thanks Karen!!

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Colour me bewildered.  Jennifer Love Hewitt did what to her what?

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Ya so there’s a whole culture of people who farm themselves for Human Ivory.  Want to take a wild guess as to what Human Ivory is?  Here are some hints:

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Harmless, right? I mean, it’s kinda freaky looking, but nothing too craftastic compared to other items we’ve featured here.

That is until you flip it over…

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