Bronze their poop instead!

5 X 7 inch wooden plaque
in a stained wood color & gloss finish,
with our LARGE FAKE DOG POOP
in a beautiful Metallic Gold !

( Not real gold )
Shiny GOLD tone Fake Dog Crap
as an AWARD …

Srsly? Not real gold? DAMMIT!

for the Crappy Salesman?
for the Sh#t Head of the Month?
for the LAST PLACE Golfer?
for the ??????????

or even…..
for the person that “thinks”
they have “EVERYTHING” ?
Well, they don’t have THIS !!!!!!!!!!!

True dat. True. Dat.

I guess this is NOT like an Olympic Gold Metal,
But rather the opposite.

I beg to differ. If I were giving this gift, I am SURE I would tear up with happiness while I witnessed the receiver opening their package.

Heh. I said package.

Also available in SILVER color for a 2nd Place Award and BRONZE color for a 3rd Place Award by SPECIAL request !

There is space on the Plaque to install one of those small brass engraved plates with a Name and Title of the Award. (not included)

Can also be hung on the wall if you use a small picture frame hanger on the back. (not included)

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   January 7th, 2010 at 1:49 pm

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2. Fanboy Wife (123 comments.) Says:
   January 8th, 2010 at 11:29 am

   This could actually be useful. I’d like to give this award to my neighbor who lets her/his dog pee on my garage door. (I never noticed until after it snowed and I was reaching for the door handle. Yuck.)
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