Rock out with your cock out.

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All I see is lactating nipples. I can’t help it. They’re just staring at me.

*cringe*

I can’t help but want to reach through the screen and pop each and every one of those lactating nipples zits. On the pumpkin. Zitty pumpkin. Ugh.

Also? WTF!?

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and EYE know what you’ve been doing with that hand.

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From the listing:

I found a blue hand painted reindeer at a thrift store… I bought it, broke it and added a used 22 bullet, some smashed waterford crystal glassware, a sea gull carcass, a little moon man, fake wolf eyes and a couple of sharks teeth to it using ‘the clay’.

Oh yeah?  Well it looks nothing like a reindeer and a lot like years of therapy ahead, dude.  Oh wait…what is that?

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I don’t know guys, she looks more like a squatter.  In a crack den.  Who hasn’t bathed in 8 months.

Actually, up close, she looks like that one chick from Jersey Shore:  JWOWW:

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