Modge podge mod podge hodge podge Fancy fuckin’ glue, check.
Weird, spray painted green body, check.
Mussel shells, check.
Oh and yes! Coat hanger wire nipples!
Add a Christmas tree, and it’s PERFECTION!
Treated mussel shell wings make ANGEL ORNAMENT 1 a truly unique hand made decoration that will endure for many years! A sweet vintage image tops the enameled angel body (yes, angels have boobies, too!), and an antique distressed chain or wire serve as a unique hanger. ANGEL ORNAMENT 1 was hand cut from heavy duty copper sheeting, then enameled front & back in my studio kiln.
Thanks Charity!!
EDITED TO ADD: But! Wait! There’s more!
You can buy a personalized version! As if it wasn’t wonderful enough to have a nipply angel on your tree, but you can also have one that looks like YOU or a family member!
Though, it may be a little uncomfortable when your mother-in-law opens her Christmas gift and sees her nipples face staring back at her.
For a mere $40+ dollars, I’m certain her expression would be worth it.
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December 3rd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
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December 3rd, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I am so happy to know that angels have boobies. That was weighing on my mind like you wouldn’t believe. Of course, I wouldn’t have thought they looked like implants installed by a chop shop, but what do I know?
December 3rd, 2009 at 11:49 pm
She needs a halo. I’m thinking bottle cap?
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December 4th, 2009 at 1:33 am
It’s “Mod Podge” not “Modge Podge.”
sam {temptingmama} (16 comments.) Reply:
December 4th, 2009 at 8:58 am
“Mod Podge”, “Hodge Podge” = Modge Podge”, it’s all the same shit. We like to appease the masses.
But thank you, Word Bitch.
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December 4th, 2009 at 4:34 am
I thought it was hodge podge… Whatever, either way, this is a ridiculous and unnecessary craft.
December 4th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Hmmm…My mom collects Christmas ornaments…She likes angels…She has boobs…Just checked that present off my list.
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December 4th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Copper enameled body, steel-toed nipples poking out through her
Girl Scout uniformdress, and … pasted-on paper head? Quality work, uh huh, uh huh. I’m a tad disappointed that the source link doesn’t work. I’m curious to see what the artist is asking for this masterpiece.December 4th, 2009 at 11:49 am
The way she painted the dress just makes me angry. Sometimes I see stuff on this site and it seems you’d have to really try hard to make it look so bad. Its so crap looking that it cant be a random crappy. This is intentional bad crafting people!
December 5th, 2009 at 11:40 am
this is hilarious!!!!
must re-tit-le: THE BEST M-I-L PRESENT EV-AH.
love t-it!
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Fanboy Wife (120 comments.) Reply:
December 5th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
This would be the greatest mother-in-law gift ever! The hard part would be watching her open the present with a straight-face. This would be perfect payback for the ugly purses and plants she keeps getting me.
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December 6th, 2009 at 3:33 am
POST MORE CRAFTASTROPHES!!!!!