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From the listing:

I found a blue hand painted reindeer at a thrift store… I bought it, broke it and added a used 22 bullet, some smashed waterford crystal glassware, a sea gull carcass, a little moon man, fake wolf eyes and a couple of sharks teeth to it using ‘the clay’.

Oh yeah?  Well it looks nothing like a reindeer and a lot like years of therapy ahead, dude.  Oh wait…what is that?

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So ‘the clay’ are code words for marijuana?  It’s a bong, right?  Oh, well then. *fist bump*

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 20, 2009 @ 2:00 pm  

5 Responses to “Rudolph the Dead Nosed Reindeer”

  1. Fanboy Wife (57 comments.) Says:

    I’m having a hard time telling what exactly I’m looking at here. Is it supposed to be a zombie reindeer on top of the original reindeer statuette?
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  2. Noelle (8 comments.) Says:

    Umm, sea gull carcass? Please tell me that’s code for something else too?
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  3. Katherine Says:

    That’s creepy as hell. They know it looks nothing like a reindeer anymore, right?

  4. Nightingale Says:

    maybe it looks like a reindeer after whatever he’s smoking?

  5. Sarah Says:

    Where is the bowl? I am so confused, even after smoking my own stuff….

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