As if the title wasn’t long enough.
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Aaaannnnd.
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HOW DO YOU FIGURE OUT WHERE LIGHTNING HITS THE GROUND AND THEN FIND IT???
A Fulgurite is formed when the conditions are right and lightning hits the ground fusing the sand, creating silicon glass tubes and splashes.
This Fulgurite has 3 holes going all the way through that totally resemble eyes and a mouth where the light shines through and it is rumored to look like Jesus’s face. He also has a beard.
There is a blow hole in the center of his forehead created by the lightning that does not go all the way through.
What really amazes me about the eyes too is the shape of the holes are just like the shape of eyes and are illuminated by the light shining through them along with the mouth.
“Mysterious Jesus Face / Cool Black Jesus Face” rare Lightning Fulgurite is hand mounted in a 1 1/4″ X 1 1/4″ inch mineral specimen box for his rare aesthetics beauty.
I MADE HIM A NEW HAND STITCHED “CHRISTMAS SANTA STOCKING CAP” WITH RED FLEECE AND JOHNSON COTTON ROUNDS FOR THE BALL ON THE END OF HIS CAP.
JESUS FACE IS ALSO READY FOR A HOT NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN WITH HIS “BROWN PIMP’IN HAT” I HAND STITCHED OUT OF BROWN FELT!!!
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I ALSO MADE HIM A STEAMPUNK “LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE HAT” WITH WHITE FELT, SUSHI GRASS, 1/2 SPARKLY MOON AND 1 BAD LED LIGHT FROM AN ELECTRONICS JOB.
***ON SUNDAYS JESUS FACE IS USUALLY WEARING HIS “CRYSTAL CROSS POPE STYLE HAT” I MADE HIM WITH WHITE FELT AND A BEAUTIFUL RARE TIBET PHANTOM SMOKY QUARTZ CRYSTAL CROSS CLUSTER ADORNING THE FRONT OF HIS HAT.
IF YOU DO NOT THINK THIS LIGHTNING FULGURITE LOOKS LIKE JESUS’S FACE PLEASE CONTACT ME AND LET ME KNOW WHO YOU DO THINK HE LOOKS LIKE? IT SEEMS LIKE SOME PEOPLE CAN SEE THE FACE BUT SOME PEOPLE CAN’T OR MAYBE JUST DON’T WANT TO.
Please click on pictures and use zoom tool in lower right hand corner to zoom in on pictures.
This “Mysterious Jesus Face / Cool Black Jesus Face” rare Lightning Fulgurite is even amazing to stare at the pictures. If you stare at his picture you might go into some kind of a trance.
I am also charging slightly more for this Fulgurite because I will probably never be able to find another one with a JESUS face like this one has. When I first saw this fulgurite I said right away this is somebody’s face!!! Then the more I looked at it after I got home I knew it was Jesus’s face and the light came shining through.. So if I don’t sell Mysterious Pimp’n JESUS Face I will keep him!!!!
So get out of the way cornflake with Jesus and grilled cheese sandwitch with the Virgin Mary that sold on Ebay & Craigslist!!!
If you do not like my price I am asking please make me an offer and I might change it for you.
None of the Fulgurites I am selling are tampered with in any way. This is totally Mother Nature.
JESUS Face was found in Weld County Colorado U.S.A. by my geologist friends (Graduate geologists from the University of Boulder CO).
This fulgurite is darker then most fulgurites due to the high manganese content also giving it slight paramagnetic properties.
Fulgurites can be used in prayer and meditation.
They help intensify concentration and clairaudient experiences.
They also have a strong, high-frequency vibration, and they seem to hold a clear resonance with the powerful electrical force that created them. Holding a Fulgurite, one may sense a vortex of energy whizzing through the chakras and all levels of the Light body, purifying and cleansing the entire system.
Fulgurites will enhance communication on the physical plane and strengthens the connection with other worlds and beings in those worlds. They have been used to communicate with aliens and entities, or ascended beings in the spirit world.
The shipping rate for this specimen will include insurance.
Please don’t forget to check out my other rare listed items and see top of my front page on how to get to my other Etsy shop to see more rare crystals, supplies etc.
***Note: This item was listed to make you laugh! So if you laugh hard enough – maybe you should buy! “THE BIGGEST WEAPON ON THE PLANET IS TO MAKE THEM LAUGH SO HARD THEY ALL DROP THEIR WEAPONS”!!!!!
I AM A CHRISTIAN AND I AM INTO CRYSTAL HEALING!!!Enjoy!
I really don’t think there’s anything more that needs to be said about this fossilized piece of crap black Jesus head, is there?
Oh, except:
$1,111.11 USD
One thousand, one hundred, eleven dollars and eleven mother-effing-cents.
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December 16th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Jesus. Christ. on a Black Taco.
December 16th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
There are no words.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Totally agree with Sarah… No words.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:50 am
Oh come on. You get THE HAT too. Totally worth it.
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December 17th, 2009 at 1:10 am
……
That is me being all speechless and shit.
Cause…
Day-um.
December 17th, 2009 at 1:23 am
So um, how about those Vikings?
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December 17th, 2009 at 5:27 am
There’s even a special hat for Sundays.
December 17th, 2009 at 7:37 am
omfg
December 17th, 2009 at 9:54 am
……Do you think the people that think this stuff up really are as retarded and drooly as they seem?
Because.
$1111.11
SRSLY??
NFW <~~~ (No Fuckin' Way)
Ohh it hurts. The laughter, it hurts.
December 17th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Yeah because selling Jesus for less then $2,000 isn’t blasfmy….I think someone is going to hell for this! bahaha!
December 17th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
There are no words because they used them all
I love the ingenuity – something for everyone – pimpin’ hat, steampunk, christmas, pope…
December 18th, 2009 at 12:55 am
I guess I’m gonna have to start writing longer copy for my Etsy and ArtFire listings.
Wait, that’s never gonna happen.
This may be my favorite post ever. Until the next one.
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December 19th, 2009 at 1:30 am
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December 20th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
GOD DAMN IT, COLORADO.
Between this and the Balloon Boy thing, I swear..
December 24th, 2009 at 4:28 am
I want to see the other hats!!!
I think it looks like a little blackened skull or a shrunken head. I don’t see Jesus at all. Is my soul eternally damned?